Funny or Famous NPC Names

[Cmdr Esteban]

I once had the pleasure of eliminating "Thatcher Milk Snatcher".

Even in death, she'll never live that policy down.

 

[Camulus]

You probably - subconciously - wanted him to "go home". [big grin]

Wow, that's giving your age away, you must be over 80.

 

[BigF]

Well i killed Daniel Cleaver the other day, he was wanted and needed teaching after what he did to Bridget Jones.

Killed Tom Jones also he wasnt singing much after that.

 

[VerticalBlank]

I killed one Jayne Cobb. He didn't drop any cargo.

 

[CMDR Carbo]

I found this one cool.

 

[Alec Turner]

Have you got Mrs Trellis of North Wales on your list?

 

[Camulus]

Have you got Mrs Trellis of North Wales on your list?

Brilliant, Humphrey Littleton gag.

 

[Whitmann]

Obviously her former business had hit the skids so she turned to crime

 

[Hank]

Hotboxing his Keelback?

I've seen Jimi too. I was not in a combat ship so we were like two ships passing in the night. I felt honored at the time.

 

[Touch of Grey]

Last night I took an assassination mission to kill "Paul Walker". Sorta morbid considering his body is still warm, but whatever...

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[insanephoton]

Have you got Mrs Trellis of North Wales on your list?

Good to know that she's still around.

 

[Uchuu]

i saw the president!

and animals!

 

[Ozric]

Have you got Mrs Trellis of North Wales on your list?

Nope I'm still searching for her.

and animals!

[video=youtube_share;EOXlJfJ-OgA]https://youtu.be/EOXlJfJ-OgA[/video]

 

[Werewolf13]

Wow, that's giving your age away, you must be over 80.

66 actually - planning on a 104!

 

[Psych0 Pigeon]

Sorry about potato quality - this is my best find

 

[Alec Turner]

Hah, now here's a cool one and something of a blast from the past. Quite why xyzzy and plugh (I wonder if that's an NPC too) have remained lodged in my brain for quite so long is a bit of a mystery.

So kudos to the first person to say where this comes from ... without simply googling it!

 

[IndigoWyrd]

I see you’ve got a Hugh Jarse there. I recently shot down his cousin Hugh Jenjin. I had to read it out loud to roll my eyes at that one.

 

[Ozric]

Well it's been a while, but I have updated the first post with collage number 6. Something a bit more lighthearted for these times.

It's good to see Dawn French joining the ranks of the celebrities in Elite Dangerous.

 

[Silure]

Do crew members count?
Some time ago I had to fire one "Siya Koch" due to her getting it out whenever I called her by name, usually during combat. Very strange lady. Nice koch though.

 

[Ezren]

I had a kill mission, but one of the targets ended up being named Bob Ross.

I let him go. There's other missions.