Funny/unusual ship names

My T-9 is called "Pig Pen".

I have other comedy name ships but they involve names of mates/family in jokes so no point putting them up.

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I like to have fun with these, too. Here are a few...

Frag Mamba: "Front Toward Enemy" (Ship ID: M18A1) (Ex-military will get it).
AspX Miner: "Darlin' Clementine" (Ship ID: 49'ER) (Beware old pilots --ear worm!)
Non-meta FDL: "Questionable Judgment"
Silent running DBS: "FNS Frostbite"
Type-10 Defender: "Maginot Line" (Obsolete before delivery)
Phantom: "Menace" :rolleyes:
Ramming Combat Orca: "SS Minnow" (Maybe "Titanic" would have been better!)
 
A few random ones of mine, hope they fit!

Cutter - Schrodingers Divebar (you don't know if the bar is open, or whether the stuff we sell is legal, until you open the door. Was Schrodingers Speakeasy before an unfortunate lithobraking incident...)
Python - Parcel for Mr Gravitas
Eagle - 404 Gravitas Not Found
IEagle - ...Failed to Resort... (Maxim 6: If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.)
Viper MkIV - I Didn't Touch It
Clipper - fiscal unprobity (couldn't afford it at the time)
Courier - In my other jacket (couldn't afford that either...)
Adder - where eagles swear
Anaconda - Cromulent Wifflesnap
Krait MkII - Eccles for King
Ahh - another CMDR that knows the joy of the Culture. :D

I think you need at least a "Hekla" (which has a really long history as an exploration ship name anyway; my Asp X is called 'Hecla'), and for a bit of fun pronunciation, an Eyjafjallajökull :)
Gezundheit!
 
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Krait mk II - “Krait Expectations”
Type 10 - “Material Defender” (from the Descent game series)
Beluga - “Netflix and Krill”
Orca - “Kilodyne” (designed for ramming. Ship ID is F=m*a)
Cutter - “Cutter some slack”
 
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