Thargoids are far too menacing for Elite Care Bears. May I suggest we have Furbies for Winter. These Furbies could fly right up to the windows of the players ship, blow kisses then explode without the need to even fire at them. When they do the player gets 1 million credits each time. Like a sort of lucky kinder egg they could drop all those ultra rare materials needed for grade 5 upgrades for engineering.
Who wants anything less than grade 5 upgrades with maximum parameters, not me,me,me. Get me the maximum bestest of everything, right now or I am going to make a video called buckets of tears, coz I spent an hour in an SRV looking for ultra rare items and didn't feel loved enough.
On the subjest of credits please let me spend the billions of credits I stole by playing the game when it was far too easy on some kind of unique Zardoz head death star super weapon styled to look like me, because that might stop me complaining for a few days.
Anyway if Frontier don't do what I want right now. I'm going to write an open letter to them, to make me feel more important. Then I'm going to uninstall the game. Remove the hard disk from my PC and smash it with hammers, then burn the fragments. Then I'm going to throw my super expensive joystick out the window, scream at mummy, then write a negative Steam review.
In fact I never really wanted to play Elite, after investing 1 million dollars of real money on a virtual space toilet roll, I can't wait to play Star Crackers. Till then I'll just spend my time playing Call of Duty murder practice. Unless of course Frontier effect the changes I demand within the hour. Then I promise not to complain for a whole day at least. [smile]
