GALNET - 05 OCT 3307 - An Undercover Report on Jokers’ Deck

GALNET - 05 OCT 3307 - An Undercover Report on Jokers’ Deck

Francesca Wolfe of the Wallglass Investigations Agency provides an inside view of the Jokers’ Deck gambling circle.

“Gunnarson’s intel was correct. The latest host is multi-billionaire investor Lexi October, the lady who rescued Supratech from bankruptcy. We’re in one of October Consortium’s disused warehouse complexes, which looks derelict on the outside but is a fabulous glittering palace within. I don’t actually know what planet I’m on, since all the servants – including me with my fake ID – were transported here in total secrecy.”

“Jokers’ Deck is exactly what you’d expect of a luxury casino for the super-rich. Exquisite food, sumptuous clothes, and dozens of games from deadlock poker to Giant Verrix racing. Wagers are made using billion-credit chips, precious gemstones and even land deeds to an entire continent. And that’s not counting the VIP rooms that I can’t get into.”

“I’ve served exotic drinks to several famous faces, such as Duchess Rouncival and Scorpio DeVorrow. I’ve seen Senator Leatrix talking earnestly to Ambassador Rochester about a princess they both know. Arch-Corsairs Trask and Volantyne from the Kumo Council are here, taking on Zachary Rackham at the roue mortelle tables. And there’s no mistaking the voice of Alliance megastar Xiona whenever she wins big.”

“Oh, and who should walk in just now but… wait, I can hear an alarm. Looks like a security alert. Damn it, have they detected me? I should – ”

The message was published by Erik Gunnarson, who added this coda:

“I’ve heard nothing more from Wolfe since receiving this, and she didn’t check in at a scheduled rendezvous point. I’ve decided to share her report as a warning to Jokers’ Deck. If anything happens to her, just remember we know who you are.”

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Place your bets...

....they're dead

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Why do you think ALD has been missing for so long? She's 'busy' :D

And to top off each event, a Kumo chef prepares a sacrifice/meal live for the audience who then feasts.

I mean, it all writes itself. I'm not sure why the reported story left all of the good stuff out. One can only assume it's a fake cover story to deflect the public from what is actually going on by giving them a little something to focus on so they dont uncover the truth by not finding anything out at all thru this failed investigation.
 
And to top off each event, a Kumo chef prepares a sacrifice/meal live for the audience who then feasts.

I mean, it all writes itself. I'm not sure why the reported story left all of the good stuff out. One can only assume it's a fake cover story to deflect the public from what is actually going on by giving them a little something to focus on so they dont uncover the truth by not finding anything out at all thru this failed investigation.
Well its obvious- the 'pack' discovered the spy and....ate them.
 
Yes, like threatening a sinister cabal of morally dubious god tier rich people is going to scare them, in a galaxy where killing is akin to breathing and looting corpses normal.

This just in Wallglass Investigations has been purchased by a shell corporation and subsequently issued a retraction on the last story after it discovered that the reporters involved were onionhead addicts and were retaliating against the new owners after it was discovered and they were told to enter rehab.

We're sorry for any confusion or concern this may have caused our readers and the people they named in their fabricated story.

(Francesca Wolfe and Erik Gunnarson last recently made posts on their social networking feeds that they were going on a trip together to figure things out in their lives ....) and were never heard from again.
 
It was probably a wild-eyed and half-starved Pranav Antal, who escaped the VIP section because they forgot to supply the quiche again.

He just re-edumacated the first poor unfortunate he ran into to help in his quest for quiche.

I'm sure she'll be fine and turn up on some barren rock somewhere quoting Utopian philosophy...or jibbering about Raxxxla or Space Elves with big hooters or some such.
 
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