This is my second take into the subject, hopefully I can get this one approved by Ian
The original text is too long but I have made some more trimming and edits to perhaps remove the bits that did not fit FD's take on the UA's. I'll post two versions of it for your convenience. If you feel the original is too long, please feel free to use the second one or edit as you see fit. I really think the storyline needs some clarification on the research into UA's since we still have absolutely no idea about the UA's in cannon yet. Humans are surely very very curious about the research into this but we keep getting news about so much less important things! I say we really need some news on this so here is my try: (This was written with the knowledge of Lord Zoltan of CIRG)
Long Version (234 long):
Title: Leaked Report Reveals Alien Life
Location: Galnet
Time: ASAP
Description:
Following months of research on the Unknown Artifacts, a leaked report recently surfaced allegedly from the Canonn Interstellar Research Group, revealing startling discoveries to the true nature of the mysterious objects.
Since the UA’s entered wide circulation across the galaxy, many scientists have been competing to understand the nature of the objects. Initial efforts to take samples for analysis from the Artifacts had been reportedly unsuccessful, due to the Artifacts strange radiation rapidly degrading equipment in close proximity. With the discovery of Meta-alloys and Prof. Ishmael Palin’s successful manufacture of UA-resistant cargo racks, research efforts are reported to be back on track.
The leaked report reveals that new meta-alloyed research equipment has been manufactured and using the new equipment, dissection of a UA has been successful in lab conditions. Report confirms the object to be of organic nature and contains living tissue resembling an extensive nervous system. Initial chemical analysis is perplexing but shows significant amounts of ammonia based compounds. The many internal workings of the organism are still a mystery and report appears to generate more questions than answers.
The report has caused huge controversy among the scientific community with many agreeing that this is the greatest discovery of human history. Others argue the authenticity of the report and suggest that evidence is required to confirm these findings. So far, Canonn Interstellar Research Group representatives have refused to comment on the leaked report.
Cmdr Cahn [WT]
Short Version (153 short):
Title: Leaked Report Reveals Alien Life
Location: Galnet
Time: ASAP
Description:
A leaked report allegedly from the Canonn Interstellar Research Group recently surfaced, revealing startling discoveries to the true nature of the mysterious objects.
With the discovery of Meta-alloys and manufacture of UA-resistant cargo racks, research efforts are advancing swiftly.
Report reveals that thanks to new meta-alloyed research equipment, dissection of a UA has been successful. It confirms the object to be of organic nature and contains living tissue resembling an extensive nervous system. Initial chemical analysis shows significant amounts of ammonia based compounds. The internal workings of the organism are still a mystery and report appears to generate more questions than answers.
The leaked report has caused huge controversy among the scientific community with many agreeing that this is the greatest discovery of human history. Others argue the authenticity of the report and suggest that evidence is required to confirm these findings. So far, CIRG representatives have refused to comment on the subject.
Cmdr Cahn [WT]