Well I guess you've never met a true pirate, then. True pirates are gentlemen through and through. They're only in the business for profit, like yourself, probably, trying to make an honest days work. Frankly they'd rather not kill you as much as you'd rather not be shot. Most are friendly chaps who'll wish you a good day and would even share a cup of tea or a bottle of brew with you in the local pub.
They might be looked upon as wiley rascals but most are quite fair. Hand over what they ask and you can be on your merry way. Think of it as a friendly break from your daily monotony. They give you adventure, action, intrigue and excitement, all wrapped into one.
Truth be told the life of a pirate is neither glamorous nor very profitable. It's fraught with danger, risk and living on the razor's edge of death never knowing what lurks around the next corner. Yet, they do it--for you. Not themselves.
Now, you might think, preposterous! They're murderous thieves! But they aren't. They are brigands that serve. For without them, your piping hot run of cargo wouldn't be a fillet mignon, nay, it'd be a plate of hog noses or worse, perhaps grub souffle.
So next time you encounter one of our ilk, thank them for what they do. Most are personable chaps and would enjoy a nice conversation. Few will swear at you and even fewer want to hurt you (badly). It's a highly misunderstood profession, be sure. We might seem like wily sonsofguns and all but we really are a loveable bunch once you get to know us.