Ed writing the patch notes a minute ago:
How big will the patch notes be for the beta?
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I don't know, but I am prepared to empty several buckets of coffee before wrapping up 
So over 9000 then?
But are the notes the final form though?
Oh, cool ... exciting!
What I'm wondering/hoping is ... as well as all the stuff, is it too much to hope that they've fixed some long standing bugs?
F5 F5 F5 F5 (old-skool non-animated gif)
I figure a measure of middle C# in 4/4 time followed by 2 of Bb in 6/8 fortissimo.
I'm anticipating Comic Sans font, 24pt in flashing red inverse video
Using an internationally accepted benchmark for size, I estimate that the notes will be equivalent to the area of 4.57623 football fields
or about a quarter the size of Wales
Wow.. If I'd known writing patch notes would look that cool, I'd have volunteered! I want to go blind, too!
To answer the question of how many lines the patch notes will be: Yes.
Just as Oculus have redefined time, should we invent an interval of time for reading patch notes?
How about one biscuit = 1 second, one tea = 60 seconds and one hour a kettle?
Therefore the patch notes will be five teas and twenty seven biscuits long.
How about one biscuit = 1 second, one tea = 60 seconds and one hour a kettle?
Therefore the patch notes will be five teas and twenty seven biscuits long.
Wait is that a YES or Yes?
How much ir YES - 1000?
YES
Y = 25th letter, 2+5 =7
E = 5th letter
S = 19TH, 1 + 9 = 10 or 1
So 751 lines long
I think it will be bigger than a picture of the universe. At least if the universe is pictured on a post card.
If you read the patch notes on a phone, you may be right though.
Probably billions.Wait is that a YES or Yes?
How much ir YES - 1000?
Dunked or undunked biscuits ?