[Humour] Game should be recalled, this is unacceptable

[William J Smith]

Agreed. There are other games?

I'm wondering if the time I spend away from Elite is the game and my reality job is piloting a Viper around a couple of trade routes.......

Bill
Glad he invested in a chair mounted waste disposal system

 

[MARPATdroid]

It's a wonder more divorce attorney's aren't perusing these forums offering their services.

+1 Rep OP

 

[Dakron Nova]

Totally agree, my local takeaways are doing a roaring trade, and my wife has resorted to texting me.

 

[thewzdoc]

I agree....

My Wife: "Are you playing that stupid video game again!?"
Me: "Honey, I just got on...I've had a rough day and just want to zone out for a while."
My Wife: "It's 1AM, you've been playing for 3 hours"
Me: "Oh...."

Mind you this was the first time I played in a week....wives just don't understand....

 

[Hadron-Higgs-Boson]

if 1.3 doesn't come with marriage guidance counselling and and day care then its doomed!

 

[Alec Turner]

You know things are bad when your wife wakes up at 6am, comes downstairs to find out where you are, discovers you sitting in the dark in front of a glowing screen clutching your HOTAS and says "it'd be less weird if it was p o r n."

 

[Derpster Frey]

"it'd be less weird if it was p o r n."

What's the difference between ED and p o r n?

 

[Geraldine]

Why would you even make this game?


Do you not realise what you've done?

How many marriages have been destroyed? How many children haven't seen their fathers in the last month?
How many friends have been abandoned all in the name of one more trade run before the night is finished

Making this game was a mistake, you are destroying lives here and you don't even seem to care


All I think about while at work is what I'm going to do next, where I need to go and what I need to do there to get to the next step in my journey

FD, just tell me why

Why have you made all other games in my library obsolete? How could you make me crave this game

This is unacceptable

I demand an immediate refund

Eliteitus is strong with this one

EDIT: Scratch that, Eliteitus is strong throughout the thread!

 

[antonygoldrick]

What's the difference between ED and p o r n?

ED last's longer?

 

[Arthur_two_sheds_Jackson]

At 7am I finish a 12 hour night shift.
Get home by 8am depending on traffic,
See the kids and the memsahib out the door for the school run,
Sling some bread in the toaster and fire up the computer,
9.15am the she gets home and asks if im going to bed......"i will in a minute dear"
11.30am finally drag myself to bed and remember I left the bread in the toaster.
4.30pm Wake up and set off for my next 12 hour night shift

 

[Derpster Frey]

ED last's longer?

Oh snap. +Rep.

 

[xythum]

What's the difference between ED and p o r n?

One is a mostly solo experience where you often wish you could encounter someone else to enjoy it with. The other... oh.

No difference then

 

[Derpster Frey]

One is a mostly solo experience where you often wish you could encounter someone else to enjoy it with. The other... oh.

No difference then

Well, I prefer the experience to be solo, I don't like the griefing afterwards...