I have just witnessed a heinous crime!

[Disemboweled Ego]

Aisling seems to be an important figure in the graffiti artstyle, here Nok shows her expressionistically:

I've been meaning to do a style wars parody of the graffiti stuff, there's some good bits in there where the guy talks about graffiti and the death penalty for murdering loitering.

 

[DjVortex]

That whippersnapper is at it again! This is absolutely outrageous! Where is system security when you need them?

 

[Rubbernuke]

That whippersnapper is at it again! This is absolutely outrageous! Where is system security when you need them?

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EDO is 16+ so why are these so.....so sixth form college angry librarian? They need to be at least mildly offensive.

 

[Easy]

I saw this in the bar...

 

[[VR] DDM_Reaper20]

EDO is 16+ so why are these so.....so sixth form college angry librarian? They need to be at least mildly offensive.


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That's Freedom of Speech, guys. With the Kumo Crew, you have the same, of course. Feel free to call Archer, Aisling, Grom etc. muppets. Less advisable to call the leader of Kumo Crew a muppet, though, unless you cherish the thought of having your nose picked by him . . . with your own hand, removed at the shoulder . . .

 

[Rubbernuke]

That's Freedom of Speech, guys. With the Kumo Crew, you have the same, of course. Feel free to call Archer, Aisling, Grom etc. muppets. Less advisable to call the leader of Kumo Crew a muppet, though, unless you cherish the thought of having your nose picked by him . . . with your own hand, removed at the shoulder . . .

And thats if you catch The King™ in a good mood.

Get him on a bad day and...well, you'll be eating your own legs with leftovers put in a tote bag made of your own skin.

Really make him mad and he'll make you.....

retches

make you eat kale.

 

[Disemboweled Ego]

Behold an insult worth risking being tortured to death by an interstellar pirate lord for

Spoiler

 

[Felix DiCestria]

Behold an insult worth risking being tortured to death by an interstellar pirate lord for

Spoiler

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Burger bar running short? That can be soon be fixed.
The really interesting stuff comes when you get a port run by one superpower and exploited by someone from another... Then you get rival slogans...

 

[Rubbernuke]

Behold an insult worth risking being tortured to death by an interstellar pirate lord for

Spoiler

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When The King™ gets his hands on you, its going to be a mercy killing with that level of graffiti.

 

[Cosmo]

I was strolling along a space port when I saw that some vandal had graffitied this on the wall!

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Well Aisling hasn't released a new portrait in almost 9 years so it makes sense that people suspect it.

 

[Tifu]

No offense to the Princess but when I look at that 9 year old portrait, I don't get the vibes of "Wow, she really looks like she can really handle an empire!".

 

[DjVortex]

No offense to the Princess but when I look at that 9 year old portrait, I don't get the vibes of "Wow, she really looks like she can really handle an empire!".

How dare you?

 

[Kira Goto]

No offense to the Princess but when I look at that 9 year old portrait, I don't get the vibes of "Wow, she really looks like she can really handle an empire!".

Perhaps that's just what she intends. The Codex entry certainly suggest most think of her as a child not yet mature enough to handle the duties of leading an empire, and that they might just be underestimating and/or misjudging her in that...

Won't stop good old-fashioned propaganda though. And we know Elite loves itself that. Just look at the Thargoids.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Perhaps that's just what she intends. The Codex entry certainly suggest most think of her as a child not yet mature enough to handle the duties of leading an empire, and that they might just be underestimating and/or misjudging her in that...

Won't stop good old-fashioned propaganda though. And we know Elite loves itself that. Just look at the Thargoids.

In 'old' PP, the Cobalt Goblin was described as a catspaw backed by powerful interests. But she very much is the Taylor Swift of Elite.

 

[Felix DiCestria]

No offense to the Princess but when I look at that 9 year old portrait, I don't get the vibes of "Wow, she really looks like she can really handle an empire!".

How to tell she doesn't go through the same passport control as the plebs.

 

[aRJay]

This is the second time you have been found at one of these crime scenes, very suspicious!

 

[Cosmo]

That whippersnapper is at it again! This is absolutely outrageous! Where is system security when you need them?

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They could add the minor career Concourse Janitor. You'd clean up the concourse for credits.

 

[Rubbernuke]

This is the second time you have been found at one of these crime scenes, very suspicious!

Check his hands and pockets for coloured chalks and paint marks.

 

[Kira Goto]

They could add the minor career Concourse Janitor. You'd clean up the concourse for credits.

Considering the state some of those are in, it's a desperately needed job position.

 

[aRJay]

They could add the minor career Concourse Janitor. You'd clean up the concourse for credits.

Considering the state some of those are in, it's a desperately needed job position.

But would it be a mission locked roll or something freelance?