I want to run my tongue along the Thargoid Hydra's spines

[RELSPI]

The Medusa is sleek and undeniably one of the hottest Thargoid ships out there. But the Hydra has a kind of... niche appeal. The rotating parts, the spiked protrusions, they all come together to make something at once desirable and fascinating.
I haven't met one yet, but I'm almost certain that Hydras are piloted by even hotter guys than the Medusae (they're better ships, after all).

Thoughts?

 

[Rubbernuke]

I imagine its like licking a terrapin.

But what if Thargoids look like this?

 

[RELSPI]

I imagine its like licking a terrapin.

But what if Thargoids look like this?

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That's not attractive to you?
The skin isn't great though. Chitinous plates are more my thing.

 

[Rubbernuke]

If you were playing on console you would have unlocked an achievement with that post.

 

[Florenus]

that's... disturbing

 

[RELSPI]

Telling the truth shouldn't be an achievement, it should be the default.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

space tongues confirmed!

 

[RELSPI]

space tongues confirmed!

My Remlok tongue-suit keeps me safe, with maximum sensation!

 

[Rubbernuke]

I think a whole new genre of adult entertainment was just invented right on this thread.

 

[CoyoteXStarrk]

* Checks Watch *


Yep it's the weekend alright.

 

[WeComeInPeace]

@RELSPI
You're crazy (in a good way), but always entertaining!

 

[Rubbernuke]

The other question would be though:

Would Denton approve?

 

[Iskariot]

The Medusa is sleek and undeniably one of the hottest Thargoid ships out there. But the Hydra has a kind of... niche appeal. The rotating parts, the spiked protrusions, they all come together to make something at once desirable and fascinating.
I haven't met one yet, but I'm almost certain that Hydras are piloted by even hotter guys than the Medusae (they're better ships, after all).

Thoughts?

You had me at 'spiked protrusions'.

 

[RELSPI]

@RELSPI
You're crazy (in a good way), but always entertaining!

I am crazy... for Thargoids.

You had me at 'spiked protrusions'.

W-we don't go into that element of xenoromance. Not since the last thread.

 

[Rubbernuke]

 

[WeComeInPeace]

They are kind of visually attractive and I still haven't seen one that didn't seem friendly, but maybe it's because I've decided not to shoot at them, being somewhat related

 

[Bob McBobblehead]

The Medusa is sleek and undeniably one of the hottest Thargoid ships out there. But the Hydra has a kind of... niche appeal. The rotating parts, the spiked protrusions, they all come together to make something at once desirable and fascinating.
I haven't met one yet, but I'm almost certain that Hydras are piloted by even hotter guys than the Medusae (they're better ships, after all).

Thoughts?

My first thought was you getting your tongue stuck like in Dumb and Dumber. Licking an ammonia based life-form's bio ship can only end in disaster.

 

[Iskariot]

They are kind of visually attractive and I still haven't seen one that didn't seem friendly, but maybe it's because I've decided not to shoot at them, being somewhat related

I have been told that many species tend to react more positively when not being murdered.

 

[Kzak]

If the Thargoid ships keep a temperature similar to the Thargoids themselves, you'd find your tongue quickly frozen to the part you were trying to lick. But hey, don't let me stop you.

 

[RELSPI]

If the Thargoid ships keep a temperature similar to the Thargoids themselves, you'd find your tongue quickly frozen to the part you were trying to lick. But hey, don't let me stop you.

My Remlok tongue-suit does the trick.