Captain Zoe E Summers
Banned
...then you can't do it.
Why does everything think it (everything) should be easy, or even if they accept it's a learning curve, why does everything think they will eventually be ABLE to do it?
You don't watch gymnastics and then pull your overweight hairy ass off the couch and start doing tumbles and flips... you're lucky if you can get up the stairs to the loo! I tried for years as a little girl to do the splits - never could do it. Does that mean we should call 'doing the splits' standing with your legs shoulder width apart so that every talking ape can do it?
Of course not!
So if you understand that not everyone is able to do gymnastics - whether they aren't born the right body shape, or they have no hand-eye coordination, then why do you think you can all play a game that's based on (relatively dumbed down) flight mechanics, trading, THINKING and PATIENCE!?
Some of you are colour blind - you could never be pilots - does that mean then that the aviation industry should be changed so there is no red / green colours on maps / lights etc?
Some of you didn't finish school, university or struggled to get a D in English. So do you accept you'll never be a professor at Oxford for Literature?
So of you will have watched House, Casualty or gods forbid Grey's Anatomy - so why can't you get a job down the local hospital as a Doctor?!
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO IT!
If you can accept all that - then just accept that if you can't land / trade / fly / work out HOW to PLAY the game without videos, instructions and point and click success - then you just can't do it.
No shame in it. That's why Angry Birds and FarmVille is so popular.
But... and here's the big BUT... if you WANT to stick at it - invest TIME, MONEY AND THOUGHT into in, practice, and ACCEPT you're going to get blown to kingdom come more times than you've had hot dinners UNTIL you learn some nifty fighting / trading / hiding techniques OF YOUR OWN... then welcome and lets have a great experience together.
Why does everything think it (everything) should be easy, or even if they accept it's a learning curve, why does everything think they will eventually be ABLE to do it?
You don't watch gymnastics and then pull your overweight hairy ass off the couch and start doing tumbles and flips... you're lucky if you can get up the stairs to the loo! I tried for years as a little girl to do the splits - never could do it. Does that mean we should call 'doing the splits' standing with your legs shoulder width apart so that every talking ape can do it?
Of course not!
So if you understand that not everyone is able to do gymnastics - whether they aren't born the right body shape, or they have no hand-eye coordination, then why do you think you can all play a game that's based on (relatively dumbed down) flight mechanics, trading, THINKING and PATIENCE!?
Some of you are colour blind - you could never be pilots - does that mean then that the aviation industry should be changed so there is no red / green colours on maps / lights etc?
Some of you didn't finish school, university or struggled to get a D in English. So do you accept you'll never be a professor at Oxford for Literature?
So of you will have watched House, Casualty or gods forbid Grey's Anatomy - so why can't you get a job down the local hospital as a Doctor?!
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO IT!
If you can accept all that - then just accept that if you can't land / trade / fly / work out HOW to PLAY the game without videos, instructions and point and click success - then you just can't do it.
No shame in it. That's why Angry Birds and FarmVille is so popular.
But... and here's the big BUT... if you WANT to stick at it - invest TIME, MONEY AND THOUGHT into in, practice, and ACCEPT you're going to get blown to kingdom come more times than you've had hot dinners UNTIL you learn some nifty fighting / trading / hiding techniques OF YOUR OWN... then welcome and lets have a great experience together.