Time for me to break this down because it is rife with misconceptions and a lot of problems.
=>Stock Cobra Mk.3
=>Flies to one of the most populated and player filled areas limited to ONLY ELITE PLAYERS in a Cobra Mk.3
=>Expects nothing to happen... What?? That makes no sense.
When interdicted by a CMDR submit.
You have STOCK THRUSTERS... And you try to boost... From one of the FASTEST STRAIGHT LINE SHIPS IN THE GAME
Which is why you high wake RIGHT OFF THE BAT...
Which is why you pre-plot a route out of system and have a "select next system on route" key. Fly unprepared, suffer the consequences.
I doubt it was a pacifier but ok. If it took 5 seconds, consider not flying actual paper. Consider not crutching on NPC cops that wouldn't save you anyways.
Wow... You fly a STOCK KEELBACK. This is starting to make sense. Consider flying a better ship lol.
Because NPCs are like actually potato.
Again NPCs are potato and you are crutching on system security
Because players are the following
1.) Smarter
2.) Built in ships that are, surprise surprise, faster and more maneuverable than both your cobra, and the NPC anaconda. It doesn't matter that Cobra>Keelback. It matters that Keelback>Anaconda and Mamba>Cobra.
3.) NPCs do not fly FA-Off
4.) Players do not use turret weapons.
5.) NPCs do not use builds built specifically to kill you as fast as possible and only win one fight. Similarly, Pirate Anacondas are actually largely filled with limpets, cargo space, point defense, etc. as opposed to HRP, MRP, SCB, and SB.
Understand now that 1 Player>>>2 NPCs?
Wrong. NPC aim is near perfect because they use turrets. Pip management is also nearly perfect for players. The builds are also a major difference, see above.
Wrong. Humans can use Grom Bombs, Ion Mines, FSD missiles, etc. Also, FA-off, and better engines, and NPCs also do not know how to sub-target drives or FSD.
So I shouldn't be able to nail a stock sidewinder with 5 Plasma Accelerators and expect an instant kill? rubbish. Stats should allow skill to shine, not allow a lack of skill to crutch.
Wrong. You'd get melted in 3.5 magazines not 2. Overcharged isnt a big change in damage. It now takes 10 seconds to gank you with gimballed frags and not 5 congrats.
You do because you're not arguing an effective point.
No because system security takes 30 seconds or so to arrive even in high sec. You will still die before that.
No they wouldn't for the same reason you don't feel threatened by anacondas in a keelback.
Wrong. These same people would cry if they lost their point and click simulator haha go brr pve corvettes.
And that is a choice you need to make which is associated with consequences you will suffer should you not do that.
Want to know how to make a ship "pvp ready"? Equip a shield generator (Blue works, prismatic is best). Then attach 2-3 shield boosters. Engineer both shield and boosters to G3. Bam you just bought yourself a free high wake from a gank.
And no ships would be fun to fly because skill would become irrelevant.
They would because then they wouldn't be invincible.
but the Anacondas were NPCs
They would still have no chance to fight a PvPer. I have killed so many PvE corvettes in my FDL that decided to try a scrap with me.
YOU DONT NEED A META SHIP TO SURVIVE 15 SECONDS TO GET YOUR JUMP OFF GOOD LORD
NPCs will never be a threat. Ever. You cannot die in this game unless you actively choose to. No matter how you dice it it will always come down to your choices.
So then you don't actually play open because you refuse to do engineering and are afraid of people that put in the time to do it?
Which is ridiculous. How about I take away all the credits you worked for? Totally fair that you worked for it and now its not yours anymore.
Well I mean thrusters are a good way of slowing down. I believe that coming to a stop is intended by the devs. Braking is an important part of accelerating.
Its optional. So is PvP. Why is this even a problem
You're completely off-base here.
There used to be a place called "Gank Evasion Academy". The test was to escape a gank in an unengineered Cobra Mk.3. Want to know how many people passed? Basically everyone that took the test passed. This completely negates your point. Just because you are unable to do so doesn't mean that it is impossible. Just because you think its imbalanced doesn't make it so.