At last. Eventually a thread for me. This is about hearts, right?
Oh, yeah, it started alright, but then the cushions came in, then it was oh do you have to play the guitar that loudly and i'm thinking yes i do to drown your winging voice out so i turned the amp up to patriarchy and my mates turned up with vodka and a sideways glance i said go for it if you can handle it and we got our guitars out and played and argued about the european thing that can't be mentioned like nosferatu and I explained a wall of text is a paragraph with no punctuation but no one was listening apart from me and I fancy Gwen Steffani but what are my chances i could go on like this forever