Lawn Order

Vardaugas

Vardaugas
So you're saying you want to be billed for the transportation costs, too? Maybe put you on a time out, too, for the duration it would take you to get there just to add more realism?
 

DDastardly00

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Nihila Vex said:
Well, they got their 600Cr fine from me.

I wonder how much it cost them to drag me and my ship 70 light-years and put me up at a megaship detention facility?

I do love a rational justice system.
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Don't worry about the cost, they'll recoup it after they make you mow all those lawns when you're sentenced to community service. That is the way lawn order is supposed to work.
 

Old Duck

Old Duck
Is Lawn Order related to Order 66? Perhaps it's from a crossover between DC Universe and ED where Poison Ivy is the new "People's Princess" 🤣
 

DDastardly00

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Old Duck said:
Is Lawn Order related to Order 66? Perhaps it's from a crossover between DC Universe and ED where Poison Ivy is the new "People's Princess" 🤣
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Negative captain, that happened a long time ago in a galaxy far away, The Lawn Order was issued by Cyborg Clint Eastwood on April 1st, 3302.

Image result for clint eastwood get off my lawn gif
 

DDastardly00

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Nihila Vex said:
Technically it would require two, since there are two missing letters: "Law 'n' Order".

That said, I was going more for flippancy than the precise use of punctuation.
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The post is titled perfectly imo, it took me less than a second to want to click on it, and body of the OP didn't disappoint either. In a very disarming, humorous way, it highlights govt waste and ties it into Elite's dissemination of 'justice' , all of that in 40 words or less, so bravo on all fronts for that.
 
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