Evenings Antics: Lave
A friend comes on-line, he in a python and he wants to try out his new mirror armour in a duel. I disapoint, by saying I am in a pirate configuration and I cannot duel. He asks to wing with me, I say "ok, but I go after traders and I think I can handle t6 in a clipper", how little I knew what would unfold...

I wing with him, I think he is bored and wants to kill something.
A t6 comes along, I ind him and ask him to stop so I can scan his cargo. He ignores and we quickly remove his shield and whilst working on his drives (and hull), he drops around 15 rare sponges...I inform the t6 he can go in peace, and inform my wing man to layoff killing the t6

, the t6 leaves, then suddenly another player appears on radar, it is an fdl. This fdl disagrees with my chosen profession and engages me, I respond likewise, scooping will have to wait there are more pressing matters, however I am aware of the self destructive nature of cargo canisters in space, they last a whole 10 minutes before self destruct...made of tin foil? After a minute of pounding the fdl, my wing man joins in and the fdl runs, persued by the wing man. I inform my wing man I have scooping to do, just as the fuzz arrive. I manage to scoop up 10 sponges before the 3 eager fuzz really start draining my cells, time to leave. At the station each sponge fetches around 15K, whoooo, pay day, who says crime does not pay?
Dizzy on my accomplishment of actually being a real pirate, I ind fellow clipper, mutual scans take place and I see he only has 4 types of cargo, in low number, and a 170K bounty...but one is a Leathery Egg, I want, he says if I get his hull to 50% I can have half his cargo, but...before I can insist that the half he drops would be the Egg, battle commences. I remove his shield and drop his hull to 50%, he flees and cargo is ejected, I look on contact...animal meat, not good, and he is now out of range and goes SC, lost my egg, and bounty, bah!
Later I wing with 3, python and elite fdl, however it seems the wing has a different purpose than to pirate. Targets tend to be other wings of 3 or 4, and I not even get chance to demand cargo before lasers start flying, pirating will have to wait...