Community Event / Creation Limericks (and Haiku!)

[Julissa Silver]

SJA's AI
work has been tremendous for
my game enjoyment.

You might not say that
come the ascendance of our
robot overlords.

 

[Robert Maynard]

You might not say that
come the ascendance of our
robot overlords.

Shall I embrace their
power or shall I strive to
repel their attacks?

 

[Julissa Silver]

Shall I embrace their
power or shall I strive to
repel their attacks?

Our sole hope is tea;
"whoops! I just knocked my whole cup
into their main frame".

 

[Robert Maynard]

Our sole hope is tea;
"whoops! I just knocked my whole cup
into their main frame".

The powers of tea
(pun most fully intended)
are misunderstood.

 

[Julissa Silver]

The powers of tea
(pun most fully intended)
are misunderstood.

Hot tea, civilised.
Not like those coffee drinkers
and their pop music.

 

[Robert Maynard]

Hot tea, civilised.
Not like those coffee drinkers
and their pop music.

Alas, I enjoy
a mug of coffee more than
I probably should.

 

[Julissa Silver]

Alas, I enjoy
a mug of coffee more than
I probably should.

Oh how my heart breaks!
Once you were my favorite.
The wedding is off!

 

[Robert Maynard]

Oh how my heart breaks!
Once you were my favorite.
The wedding is off!

It was ever thus.
Hopes and dreams have been broken.
I'm truly sorry....

 

[Cody]

<sips tea - chortles>

 

[Mosait]

Anaconda done
Vulture screeches through its hull
Crap, empty cannon

Rift the days away
I truly see and feel all
Truly there for now

 

[rootsrat]

I scratched the shields of
Security ship. Oh my...
No more RES for me.

 

[Cmdr Cunomaglus]

Thread glimmers, star-like.
Four hundred billion and one,
Give or take a few.

 

[rootsrat]

shield is blossoming
rep decays like rotten fruit
any moment now

That's actually proper classical haiku, nice one! It's actually not only about the right number of syllables, but also about the contents (nature ). Well written sir!

 

[Robert Maynard]

The stars shine brightly
Lighting worlds in the darkness
Explorers move on.

 

[Ben Ryder]

morning after morning
my tea tastes better…
serenity

 

[PiLhEaD]

Haiku? Who needs it.
Just write what ever you want.
Don't count syllables!