OK, so I am a proud space van driver, but I can't get fully immersed in my daily travels at the moment.
"Why," you ask, "can't you?"
Well, currently the ship dashboards are too clean. Clutter-free. Polished. No scratches.
I mean, have you ever seen the dashboard of your average UK tradesman's white Ford Transit Custom? It's filthy - covered in paper, plastic cups, discarded gum, dead spiders, the list is endless and definitely unhygenic.
So I propose we get the ability to customise our ship dashboards with a few items of junk so we can barely see out of the window. That would also provide an excuse for my bad piloting. "Sorry officer, I didn't see you behing that pile of paper cups."
"Why," you ask, "can't you?"
Well, currently the ship dashboards are too clean. Clutter-free. Polished. No scratches.
I mean, have you ever seen the dashboard of your average UK tradesman's white Ford Transit Custom? It's filthy - covered in paper, plastic cups, discarded gum, dead spiders, the list is endless and definitely unhygenic.
So I propose we get the ability to customise our ship dashboards with a few items of junk so we can barely see out of the window. That would also provide an excuse for my bad piloting. "Sorry officer, I didn't see you behing that pile of paper cups."