My Favorite NPC Message... What's Yours?

[Darth Wonko]

Currently massacring pirates for Fed rank grind missions (and to pick up mats).

I go into a Threat 2 mission target and there are three low-level and one medium-level ship and all of the pilots are either Harmless or Mostly.

When a pirate has no shields left and 10% hull, they're still saying:

"This can all stop if you just give me 2t of cargo."

I think this is my favorite NPC comment.

Anyone else have a favorite?

 

[Rubbernuke]

Fav NPC message?

"I'm rabbiting!" (from security ships sometimes)

 

[Rat Catcher]

I think my favourites have come from a Haz Res when a NPC scans my ship then apologises, there are several along the theme of "Sorry to bother you", usually followed by said NPC exploding

 

[rgiles1818]

While surface mining near Jameson Crash Site in Solo I received a message including the "Headless Horseman" and "death". Don't remember the whole message.


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[Nutter]

'This can't be happening

Or you scratched my paint - as they explode

 

[Darth Wonko]

"I knew I'd find you eventually. All that tasty cargo!"

Um... my hold is full of limpets.

 

[Darth Wonko]

I think my favourites have come from a Haz Res when a NPC scans my ship then apologises, there are several along the theme of "Sorry to bother you", usually followed by said NPC exploding

But... but... he apologized!

 

[Retropolitan]

Here's one I've only seen twice; the first time was part of a weird sequence that really had me wondering for about two years:

"Thanks for stopping by."

 

[Kayvan]

What was my favourite message for a time was sadly just a misunderstanding on my part.
The first time I successfully lugged a full haul of Painite to the market, just as I entered the station an NPC broadcast "The boss won't be happy about this."
At the time I thought it was a pirate that had just realized what booty he just missed and that thought was hilarious.

Later, I realized that this message is in fact sent when system authority scans incoming ships.

 

[Lightspeed]

"You can't escape me now !" ........ as you approach the station slot

 

[Bigmaec]

"And don’t forget, this liner is in the top 1% of all liners out there!"

urge to murder cruise liner intensifies

 

[Starman 1966]

"All that tasty cargo..." While backhauling 752 tons of poo in the fortification Cutter.

 

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[Retropolitan]

"And don’t forget, this liner is in the top 1% of all liners out there!"

urge to murder cruise liner intensifies

Ever since I learned that some wedding barges are wanted, I've kept my eye out for one... think of the bounties you can get once they've got the whole family together!

 

[Retropolitan]

Oh! And how could I forget "You can't kill the hit man!"

 

[Northpin]

Anyone else have a favorite?

This is not the trading ship you are looking for

 

[Northpin]

"And don’t forget, this liner is in the top 1% of all liners out there!"

urge to murder cruise liner intensifies

I get that urge when i see the Wedding Ceremonial Messages - too bad i cant remember any of them

 

[Phongsalt]

'my children will go hungry tonight.'

 

[Ezren]

Message from that Expert Eagle as his shields pop almost immediately: "So you choose death, then".

I'm like, yeah, yours. But he's already exploded so I have to send that one-liner to his next of kin, pretty awkward.

 

[Speedcuffs]

"You can't escape me now !" ........ as you approach the station slot

'I'm gonna boil you up!'
...as I hit the pad at an Outpost.