My Favorite NPC Message... What's Yours?

[Captain Willard]

My fave?
After asking for auto dock the station manager sez.
Station auto dock is approved, next time learn to fly your ship.

 

[Ralph Vargr]

"Scanning is for losers"

"I'm not saying you're better than I am, but I have to leave, now".

 

[Zannry]

" Join up today. Service Guarantees Citizenship'"

 

[Scary Asp Explorer]

my best favourite message is "no cargo? my family will starve" i had 150 limpets,if hes chungry would just ejected some.

 

[Nomen Luni]

This one made me laugh when i saw it. I can't remember if I encountered it or someone else did and I just stole the image though.

 

[Xious]

there are a few versions IIRC...

"Oh great, hostiles."

 

[Agony_Aunt]

I've got a couple of favourites.

Sorry if i can't remember the exact phrases.

1) Once when out exploring in the Plieades before there were any stations there, i dropped into a signal source only to find pirates. After scanning me they said "How do you fools make a living?".... well, from exploration, not cargo. How do you make a living trying to pirate explorers hundreds of LY from the nearest station?

2) Doing a cargo recovery mission and its a trap! But as soon as they turn up, me in a Cobra, the lead enemy in a Python, with a wing of half a dozen up ships, they sent "Sorry, we thought you were someone else" and ran away.

 

[Beach Cat]

I'm going to boil you up is my favorite

 

[Lightspeed]

Pirate jumps in beside you just as you are lining up for the station slot .... "You can't escape me now !"

 

[Ralph Vargr]

I'm going to boil you up is my favorite

"Boil"....

Not "burn".

Not "blow".

Tea Time?

 

[Ralph Vargr]

I've got a couple of favourites.

Sorry if i can't remember the exact phrases.

1) Once when out exploring in the Plieades before there were any stations there, i dropped into a signal source only to find pirates. After scanning me they said "How do you fools make a living?".... well, from exploration, not cargo. How do you make a living trying to pirate explorers hundreds of LY from the nearest station?

2) Doing a cargo recovery mission and its a trap! But as soon as they turn up, me in a Cobra, the lead enemy in a Python, with a wing of half a dozen up ships, they sent "Sorry, we thought you were someone else" and ran away.

Remember when they used to show up at Sag A*, and Beagle Point?

 

[JosiahD]

Not so much what he said... but his name... LOL
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I find it humourous when they call me a greenhorn even when they are multiple combat ranks below me. I be like 'who you callin' a greenhorn.....have this salvo of lasers/plasma/missiles etc'....

 

[Felix DiCestria]

"All that tasty cargo". - Biowaste. Thargoid infiltrator detected!

 

[Oytis57]

"The Eagle is in the nest,repeat..the Eagle is in the nest" then you scan him and he does not even have an FSD Interdictor A lot of "Epic" NPCS these days too.

 

[Mxpower76]

Hostile npc scans my passengers "Oh....what do we have here? How do you explain all these people Commander?"

 

[space voyager]

Currently massacring pirates for Fed rank grind missions (and to pick up mats).

I go into a Threat 2 mission target and there are three low-level and one medium-level ship and all of the pilots are either Harmless or Mostly.

When a pirate has no shields left and 10% hull, they're still saying:

"This can all stop if you just give me 2t of cargo."

I think this is my favorite NPC comment.

Anyone else have a favorite?

Shift's over, guys. I'm heading back to base.

 

[Semivivus]

 

[Lyvan Kitaen]

I love when they call my triple elite commander a "greenhorn".

 

[Guyperson]

"From the look of you I think I'll leave it."
"Whoa there big guy, I ain't hurting nobody."

 

[Flossy]

"The rumour was right! Good job I found you first!"
"I have you now, don't try to run!"