Even prayers to the Simguru Pranav Antal himself could not stop me from needing the Fuel Rats this morning. I had just purchased my first Mamba to expedite my weekly PPv2.0 missions. I planned to upgrade to 5A thrusters immediately & I set off. However, I got caught out on my maiden voyage in orbit of a Y Brown Dwarf, amongst a cluster of T & L dwarfs. Furiously dumping cargo was ineffective to increase my jump range sufficiently.
I admit to being nervous, alone in the dark, outside the warmth of Utopia. I can only surmise that the sneaky LYR dealership had tampered with my HUD & sent me away without a full tank of fuel. Tapping the Mamba's HUD glass, the gauge needle suddenly jumped to <5% fuel! I knew this Utopian had been duped, & that my predicament was nowt to do with being habituated to a 32t fueltank Orca & an utter lack of attention.
New Cmdrs & old hands alike, the wisdom I share with you is that you should never be too proud to send up the Ratsignal.
Cmdr @A Cheesy Potato of the #fuelrats filed paperwork for their 85th rescue this morning, I
salute you, & I appreciate not losing my cartographic hoard en route to the defence of my Utopian stronghold.
I admit to being nervous, alone in the dark, outside the warmth of Utopia. I can only surmise that the sneaky LYR dealership had tampered with my HUD & sent me away without a full tank of fuel. Tapping the Mamba's HUD glass, the gauge needle suddenly jumped to <5% fuel! I knew this Utopian had been duped, & that my predicament was nowt to do with being habituated to a 32t fueltank Orca & an utter lack of attention.
New Cmdrs & old hands alike, the wisdom I share with you is that you should never be too proud to send up the Ratsignal.


Through innovative technology we shall create paradise.
— Pranav Antal
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