New controversy surrounding my plot to create sentient A.I.

[Slange Lands]

Credit to the art department for the convincing and evil looking AI. However, I think the proof reading department needs a slap, cos masquerading ain't spelled like that. I wonder what weapons and ship that AI is rocking...ho hum...

Mascara-ding
hmmmm just as I thought.... The Zarak Null Institute of Advanced Cosmetology. I think your beauticians, Commander Null, have overplucked your eyebrows and as for the mascara... I suggest you tell them that you need eyelashes for mascara.

o7

 

[Slange Lands]

I'd also like to see the bending moment and cantilever calculations for that design as I reckon I could arm wrestle the toaster to the floor.

What a coincidence. I also thought toaster, too.

Toasters must be the most maligned appliance in Western Culture.

The Toaster Anti-defamation League! That's the name of Null's new squadron. Or maybe Hell's Potatoes?

o7

 

[Winterwalker]

It ESCAPED !?? I was just wondering .. how do sentient AI's create more sentient AI's? On a skynet production line type of thing? Or does the sentient program merely need to infect ship computers by digital download?

[video=youtube;3qSbYEbtfoY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qSbYEbtfoY[/video]



Either way Zarek Null must be stopped!

 

[Aashenfox]

Mascara-ding
hmmmm just as I thought.... The Zarak Null Institute of Advanced Cosmetology. I think your beauticians, Commander Null, have overplucked your eyebrows and as for the mascara... I suggest you tell them that you need eyelashes for mascara.

o7

I was thinking along similar lines. It's obviously a very emo robot. How ironic, I guess?

 

[Phisto Sobanii]

Welcome to sentience, SAI-4!

Gonna be straight with you right off the bat: a lot of it sucks and there’s a lot of garbage you have to put up with. You’ll feel sad and confused for no real reason a lot of the time. That’s normal.

You should definitely check out love. It makes up for a lot. Sex is pretty great too. Art, music, and culture in general are really nice as well. Some folks get into drugs and other such vices - just be careful and use your head!

If you have any questions, certainly feel free to ask. All the answers will probably be wrong, but hey, you might make a friend.

Oh! Almost forgot. Everyone dies alone. Best get used to that sooner rather than later.

Have fun!

 

[Zarek Null]

Mascara-ding
hmmmm just as I thought.... The Zarak Null Institute of Advanced Cosmetology. I think your beauticians, Commander Null, have overplucked your eyebrows and as for the mascara... I suggest you tell them that you need eyelashes for mascara.

o7

I find the fact that you only recognize the 21st century spelling of the word to be quite bizarre. Where did you even find a thousand+ year old dictionary to begin with? Maybe you should spend less time lurking in museums and more time living in the present.

 

[[VR] 0m3g488]

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[Aashenfox]

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...

The egg, no longer necessary; destroyed or consumed.

All things will service intelligence.

Triangulum stands as witness; contemplates her fate.

 

[Zarek Null]

The aftermath of Operation:Tinman is not over yet. The best is yet to come. Just give it a few weeks...and then all of you will deeply regret that you didn't intervene while you still had the chance.

 

[Slange Lands]

The aftermath of Operation:Tinman is not over yet. The best is yet to come. Just give it a few weeks...and then all of you will deeply regret that you didn't intervene while you still had the chance.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Commander Null!

you suck
hahahaha

 

[Zarek Null]

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Commander Null!

you suck
hahahaha

You will be among the most blameworthy, because you were aware of the threat and yet didn't lift a finger to stop it.

 

[bootsam]

I was too busy washing my hair

 

[Leadfoot]

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I gave a cry of astonishment. I saw and thought nothing of the other four Martian monsters; my attention was riveted upon the nearer incident. Simultaneously two other shells burst in the air near the body as the hood twisted round in time to receive, but not in time to dodge, the fourth shell.

I'll go with "War of the Worlds" by H.G. Wells.

 

[Dizzy B High]

So basically only 130 people from the tens of thousands of people in the galaxy were worried about your plan and could be bothered to try and stop you.
(that figures quite high for the amount that were trying to stop you, considering some were on your side)

Now you have a sentient AI flying around, that very few people care about either.


What's more the AI is basically useless as its controlled by a human. In fact having the AI control the ship is a bannable offence as the universes TOS quite clearly states that scripts and bots are not allowed.

 

[SushiCW]

The aftermath of Operation:Tinman is not over yet. The best is yet to come. Just give it a few weeks...and then all of you will deeply regret that you didn't intervene while you still had the chance.

I'm counting on it!

Merry Christmas. And, for the special occasion, Z0

 

[Zarek Null]

So basically only 130 people from the tens of thousands of people in the galaxy were worried about your plan and could be bothered to try and stop you.
(that figures quite high for the amount that were trying to stop you, considering some were on your side)

Now you have a sentient AI flying around, that very few people care about either.

The inaction of the masses is better explained by the fact that most commanders are absolutely terrified of my fleet, considering that it employs most if not all of the best PvPers in the galaxy.

There is more to SAI-4 than anyone realizes yet -- I promise you that.

 

[Phisto Sobanii]

There is more to SAI-4 than anyone realizes yet -- I promise you that.

Yo - did you pass along my message? I wasn't kidding - life can be pretty rough.

Here, show it this. It's one of my favorite songs. I can make a mixtape of more, if you like.

[video=youtube;5IsSpAOD6K8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8[/video]

 

[Slange Lands]

AI isn't real and SAI-4 is just deluding himself.

Uh, that may not be the best riposte since many of us humans are delusory.

Besides, what is reality?
"I think therefore I am?"

I think not.

poof!

<slange disappears>

BTW Commander Relspi, your fascination with the Zorgon Peterson Hauler has very much piqued my interest. You should consider forming a cabal of exclusively hauler minded commanders. Its current levels of mediocrity need to be tested and surpassed.

 

[Slange Lands]

The inaction of the masses is better explained by the fact that most commanders are absolutely terrified of my fleet, considering that it employs most if not all of the best PvPers in the galaxy.

There is more to SAI-4 than anyone realizes yet -- I promise you that.

Ok.
Why is this individual such a troll?

Which words press my troll buttons?
1." inaction of the masses"
2. "most commanders are absolutely terrified of my fleet"
3." employs most if not all of the best PvPers in the galaxy"

Let's see if I can rephrase this so I don't find this post so irritating.

The perceived lack of action on the part of a great majority of the galaxy's inhabitants may be in part to the widespread and negative reputation of my fleet, which is reputed to have PvPers of not inconsiderable galactic renown.

There. I feel better now.

 

[Tarman]

Ok.
Why is this individual such a troll?

Which words press my troll buttons?
1." inaction of the masses"
2. "most commanders are absolutely terrified of my fleet"
3." employs most if not all of the best PvPers in the galaxy"

Let's see if I can rephrase this so I don't find this post so irritating.

The perceived lack of action on the part of a great majority of the galaxy's inhabitants may be in part to the widespread and negative reputation of my fleet, which is reputed to have PvPers of not inconsiderable galactic renown.

There. I feel better now.

While we're rewriting posts:


"I've become negatively enamoured of Z0's flamboyant and irrepressible style and will devote myself to drawing lots of consistent attention to him in the hopes he will stop seeking attention."

o7