MARKET APOCALYPSE!
News Alert: Panic selling hits the Five Systems on eve of Trade Bloc Expansion
With rumours swirling of financial collapse and inaccessible trading accounts, market commentators are urging Chango Dock residents to avoid panic buying of basic goods such as Fish and Food Packs.
Chaotic scenes have also been reported at space dock egress points, with local traders dumping goods into station corridors rather than pay fixed cargo transport taxes on now-worthless goods such as Aluminium and Marine Animal Husbandry Adapters.
Freeport Mayor Jim "Toe-Cutter" McMaccinMack has attempted to impose some semblance of social order in the anarchic host system, declaring, "For seventy-two hours, it is now illegal to kill and eat your fellow Freeport residents - even IF they have no personal self-defence weapons".
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