Passengers keep asking me why...

... I have a tiny little Docking Computer taking up a whole cargo bay!

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I know some will say "you shouldn't have one" but I like the docking computer!

I just don't want to waste all that space to have one :p

;-)
 
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I predict that within 10 years, computers will be twice as powerful, ten thousand times larger, and so expensive that only the 5 richest kings of Europe will own them.

- Professor Frink
 
The other question is...

Why does the docking computer keep slamming the ship into the side of the Space Station?
 
When I was very young, my dad put training wheels on my bike. I asked why I need them. He said "They're just until you learn how to ride your bike without falling off."
 
The other question is...

Why does the docking computer keep slamming the ship into the side of the Space Station?

Why do eagles put thorny branches in the nest? To encourage the baby eagles to leave the nest and soar about the land like they were meant to.
 
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Why do eagles put thorny branches in the nest? To encourage the baby eagles to leave the nest and soar about the land like they were meant to.


And of course the answer is...

Because Ian Bell is not on the coding team...
 
I still think it should be a utility slot. I don't use ito n most ships. BUt when flying my cutter or conda, it feels like a must have.
 

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I guess AI once fulfilled that role.

Gross Weight : ~0.1 tons
Computing capacity : ~15-200 Petaflops (varied with model)

After AI was surprisingly banned, people looked around and didn't find any suitable Devices to quickly replace the AI.
Only in a museum did someone find a possible Solution : the IBM System/370

After thorough restauration, reprogramming and optimizing the limited Computing abilities, the Docking Computer was born :)
Due to the Hardware being 1330 years old, however, malfunctions are not uncommon. Commanders utilizing the IBM System/370 to dock their Ships are hence urged to stay alert while the System is in control.
 
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actually,
my idea of how the modular system of the ships works - its not the ships volume that limits the number of modules,
its the ships computer that has a limited number of switchboard slots to connect your modules. (like your mainboards number of PCE slots)

even a cargo rack needs a controller, due to high-speed conveyor system that makes them able to almost instantly flush a selected canister out of the cargo bay door.

also, ships with SLF bays obviously do have the BAY installed in to the frame
- what you switch out and occupies possible internal cargo space, is the fighter storage and pre-assembly system.

thats the reason why you can't put two smaller modules in the space of the bigger one (like in an omnimech :D)
 
A Commodore 64, could manage to dock a ship.
And it doesn't need that much room.

Actually, computers and scanners should not be a part of the cargo hold at all.
But a part of the core.
 
Laughing at the grade school level rationale which infers that using the Docking Computer makes you a bad or crappy pilot! [haha]

FYI: Its a HUGE time saver, and when used by someone with skill, can dock a ship faster than you can. ;)
 
Because no engineers were consulted on the ship design mechanics and flight physics.

which is why a ship the size of the Palace of Westminster weighs less than twice the weight of this:

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and why the Type 9 can only fit this cargo:

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actually,
my idea of how the modular system of the ships works - its not the ships volume that limits the number of modules,
its the ships computer that has a limited number of switchboard slots to connect your modules. (like your mainboards number of PCE slots)

even a cargo rack needs a controller, due to high-speed conveyor system that makes them able to almost instantly flush a selected canister out of the cargo bay door.

also, ships with SLF bays obviously do have the BAY installed in to the frame
- what you switch out and occupies possible internal cargo space, is the fighter storage and pre-assembly system.

thats the reason why you can't put two smaller modules in the space of the bigger one (like in an omnimech :D)

There really is NO point trying to rationalise this aspect of the game. Unlike the Stellar Forge, which is one of the crowning gaming achievements of our time, it was made poorly and with a comprehensive lack of thought and attention to physics.
 
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Laughing at the grade school level rationale which infers that using the Docking Computer makes you a bad or crappy pilot! [haha]

FYI: Its a HUGE time saver, and when used by someone with skill, can dock a ship faster than you can. ;)

While I would never say that using a DC makes you a bad pilot, I know for a fact I and many other pilots can dock faster than it could ever dream of docking.
 
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