Petition to Her Imperial Majesty the Emperor

According to lore, those who get it wrong must now wear....The Cone of Shame.

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The Emperor's silence on the matter is likely due to total indifference towards those whiny, entitled seditionists.

Let them eat cake.

Yeah, or that. Either way my humble outfit is unfortunately tied up elsewhere right now, and couldn't, for totally legitimate logistical reasons of course, never make it in time even if, say, a generous donation of biowaste and battle weapons was in order... 🥶
 
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