Pirates are getting awfully specific with demands.....

[Oss133]

"You Sir! Stop in the name of all things piratical! I demand plunder to the value of 3 packets of wine gums and a commode forthwith or I shall be forced to buckle my swash!"

 

[bigity]

I was always amazed at the amount of pirates who wanted biowaste from Sothis.

Though, given the pay for hauling that literal crap a few hundred light years, it must have been some kind of special.

 

[galahad2069]

I was always amazed at the amount of pirates who wanted biowaste...

..."all that tasty cargo"

 

[Renown]

"You Sir! Stop in the name of all things piratical! I demand plunder to the value of 3 packets of wine gums and a commode forthwith or I shall be forced to buckle my swash!"

I read that as Pirate Withnail, demanding more booze.

 

[Bartizan]

"You Sir! Stop in the name of all things piratical! I demand plunder to the value of 3 packets of wine gums and a commode forthwith or I shall be forced to buckle my swash!"

This actually made my morning.....rep to you, sir. o7