Pre-emptive Canned Complaints Thread: the Sequel

z993126

z993126
So with Salvation's Grand Design completed, such as it is, the forums are now awash with salt over the new on-foot Thargoid and/or Guardian GRINDFEST¹ that FDev are FORCING² on us that's not SHIP INTERIORS³, POWER PLAY (correction: turns out it is, after all), or the PANTHER CLIPPER⁴. This game is obviously IN MAINTENANCE MODE⁵ and no real CONTENT⁶ has been added since the Kickstarter finished. I Should Know, I've Played for OVER 1000 HOURS⁷ but Want a Refund. Furthermore, the DEVS HAVE NEVER PLAYED ELITE⁸.

¹ All Gameplay Loops Are Grindfests™, 2 points
² Aforementioned grindfests are the Only Way to Play, 2 points
³ The forum will totally not be awash in salt over it being really hard to rummage around fixing your engines while simultaneously fighting a squad of gankers, I swear, 1 point
⁴ It can't even fit in the mail slot!, 0 points honourable mention
⁵ Patches don't contain anything, 1 point
⁶ The galaxy should have an Interesting Things density of at least 1 unique object per cubic metre, 4 points
⁷ AND I want a pony!, 2 points
⁸ Do they even know how to turn on a computer?!, 2 points
 

Jack Winter

Jack Winter
I'm still holding out for rainbow coloured engine colours, and if that isn't the new never before tried thing, it's gonna be time for:
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nemolomen

nemolomen
z993126 said:
So with Salvation's Grand Design completed, such as it is, the forums are now awash with salt over the new on-foot Thargoid and/or Guardian GRINDFEST¹ that FDev are FORCING² on us that's not SHIP INTERIORS³, POWER PLAY (correction: turns out it is, after all), or the PANTHER CLIPPER⁴. This game is obviously IN MAINTENANCE MODE⁵ and no real CONTENT⁶ has been added since the Kickstarter finished. I Should Know, I've Played for OVER 1000 HOURS⁷ but Want a Refund. Furthermore, the DEVS HAVE NEVER PLAYED ELITE⁸.

¹ All Gameplay Loops Are Grindfests™, 2 points
² Aforementioned grindfests are the Only Way to Play, 2 points
³ The forum will totally not be awash in salt over it being really hard to rummage around fixing your engines while simultaneously fighting a squad of gankers, I swear, 1 point
⁴ It can't even fit in the mail slot!, 0 points honourable mention
⁵ Patches don't contain anything, 1 point
⁶ The galaxy should have an Interesting Things density of at least 1 unique object per cubic metre, 4 points
⁷ AND I want a pony!, 2 points
⁸ Do they even know how to turn on a computer?!, 2 points
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What an excellent way to start my day...thank you...I might not even need coffee now...
 

TobiasFuzz

T
People are so different in their desires, feelings, emotions and their internal motivation to post more or less nonsense on the forums.

I am sorry but i just don't understand the negativity. Played TW Warhammer 2 (witch is a very decent game) until i bought ED Horizons one year ago. Never ever touched another game since then. January this year got odyssey too. Almost 3500 hours so far. I dont care about the few bugs, yes some are very annoying, but sorry... there is no other game for me. EDO opens a world full of possibilities, Imagination, great role-play and fun i have never seen before. This is a masterpiece you just have to approach in the right way. Praise Braben!
 
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