Pre-emptive Canned Complaints Thread: the Sequel

nemolomen

nemolomen
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Rebel Yell

Rebel Yell
z993126 said:
So with Salvation's Grand Design completed, such as it is, the forums are now awash with salt over the new on-foot Thargoid and/or Guardian GRINDFEST¹ that FDev are FORCING² on us that's not SHIP INTERIORS³, POWER PLAY (correction: turns out it is, after all), or the PANTHER CLIPPER⁴. This game is obviously IN MAINTENANCE MODE⁵ and no real CONTENT⁶ has been added since the Kickstarter finished. I Should Know, I've Played for OVER 1000 HOURS⁷ but Want a Refund. Furthermore, the DEVS HAVE NEVER PLAYED ELITE⁸.

¹ All Gameplay Loops Are Grindfests™, 2 points
² Aforementioned grindfests are the Only Way to Play, 2 points
³ The forum will totally not be awash in salt over it being really hard to rummage around fixing your engines while simultaneously fighting a squad of gankers, I swear, 1 point
⁴ It can't even fit in the mail slot!, 0 points honourable mention
⁵ Patches don't contain anything, 1 point
⁶ The galaxy should have an Interesting Things density of at least 1 unique object per cubic metre, 4 points
⁷ AND I want a pony!, 2 points
⁸ Do they even know how to turn on a computer?!, 2 points
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Don't forget the SHOW YOUR NUTS* open play vs. solo/PG clash.

*ships go boom bwahah
 

CMDR The Riz

CMDR The Riz
In no particular order:
  • No Clipper buff
  • No Oppressor Buff
  • No Shock Cannon Buff
  • No FDL nerf / outright deletion
  • Something something ban Gankers / PvP
  • Something Something Open Only all the things
  • Engineering still unbalanced
  • Powerplay still forgotten about (mostly)
  • YouTubers still ruining the game somehow
  • FC Bartender prices still too low
  • [Other Space Game] does [New Feature] better!
  • No Large Salvation Plasma Charger
  • No Large and Huge Railguns
  • No full-sized Guardian Ship
  • No Thargoid Ship
  • No Medium Imperial Ship
  • No Panther Brick
  • No cockpit cats
  • Complaining about complaints complaining about complaints complaining about ....
  • Odyssey killed Elite! | Odyssey best expansion EVER!
  • Odyssey still a slideshow | Odyssey works for me 240fps @ 10K on my Atom / 750m!
  • Odyssey lighting still broken
  • Odyssey Bacteria textures colonies still impossible to find
  • Odyssey prop hunt Exobiology still only has limited variety
  • Odyssey planets still look worse compared to Horizons
  • Still no Odyssey canyons
  • Update 13 broke all the things
  • [Color] [Snake] issues aplenty
  • Server Hamsters need feeding
  • I still haven't captured Minun :mad:
  • Manticore weapons' projectile velocities still laughably slow
  • Bullet Magnetism still causing missed shots
  • Plasma Charger Distro Draw still doesn't make sense
  • Snowman Head / Spooky scary skeleton suit breaks immersion
  • Sweaters in space
  • Something about Ki Asps
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Galactic Fork

Galactic Fork
Rat Catcher said:
Not yours, by the sound of it ;)
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Some are some aren't. That's kinda the point. None of the opinions actually matter. It's all about a game, so all have the same weight really, based on the desires of the individual making the complaint. Soo, it's just "I will laugh at people having opinions" from someone obviously having opinions. So it's in my opinion "really silly."
 

Rat Catcher

Rat Catcher
Galactic Fork said:
Some are some aren't. That's kinda the point. None of the opinions actually matter. It's all about a game, so all have the same weight really, based on the desires of the individual making the complaint. Soo, it's just "I will laugh at people having opinions" from someone obviously having opinions. So it's in my opinion "really silly."
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I just had the impression that it was something light-hearted as a counterpoise to the less jolly topics brought up.
The list of complaints about this one game appear endless to me, so approaching them as fun rather than 'doom' is a different approach.
 

nemolomen

nemolomen
Galactic Fork said:
Some are some aren't. That's kinda the point. None of the opinions actually matter. It's all about a game, so all have the same weight really, based on the desires of the individual making the complaint. Soo, it's just "I will laugh at people having opinions" from someone obviously having opinions. So it's in my opinion "really silly."
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I have no opinions, or at least Mrs. nemo tells me that all the time...

I see your point though and concur, its just a game...

In general, I find the discussions mostly civil but diverging from that the longer the topic is replied to. In that vein, and IMO, its good to have a chance to laugh at ourselves too...
 

Leadfoot

Leadfoot
Mark Zero said:
Can we do a Buur Pit style bingo card for these? Oh, let's add "The UI isn't the same as the Horizons UI and I'm unreasonably mad about it", "framerate", and why not throw in "ARMSTRONG MOMENT" for a certain Latvian who likes to beat dead horses.
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I just thought of the most perfect community goal for this issue. Since FD also does planet zoo, we need to have a single planet, with no atmosphere, where we have nothing but dead horses laying all over the place. We can shoot them or we can go out and throw rocks at them. Maybe one day when we can pick up the stick we can beat them all day long (or at least until the Air supply runs out). :)
 

Jack Winter

Jack Winter
Leadfoot said:
I just thought of the most perfect community goal for this issue. Since FD also does planet zoo, we need to have a single planet, with no atmosphere, where we have nothing but dead horses laying all over the place. We can shoot them or we can go out and throw rocks at them. Maybe one day when we can pick up the stick we can beat them all day long (or at least until the Air supply runs out). :)
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I like it, that sounds like a sensible and useful addition to the game!
 
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