PSA: Attn CMDRs!

I'm with the OP on this one. There was only one jerk in that encounter and it wasn't him. Anyone that starts a conversation with Yar, gets a massive thumbs up from me :)
 

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Channel: Local (unrestricted)
Hail: "Understanding the Griefer: Piracy and You"
Transmission Source: INV Blackmoon (Class: Heavy Multipurpose; Make: Gutamaya; Model: Imperial Clipper)
ATTN: Traders and CG participants

"Greetings fellow CMDRs!

For those unfamiliar, allow me to introduce myself: My name is CMDR _Fissure; Imperial Naval Officer, full-time freelance griefer hunter, part-time look at pretty things and take pictures, and a formally commissioned privateer in the Imperial Naval Auxiliary. I am what some might call a Gentleman Pirate . If our paths ever cross, know that I avoid firing upon my targets at all costs, and do my best to make the experience enjoyable for all parties involved in our transaction. Over the course of my pirating career I've held jolly conversions, told many a terrible joke, and made a number of friends that I fly with to this day. Oddly enough, piracy is one of the fundamental career paths in our galaxy alongside bounty hunting, trading, and exploration. In fact, piracy is so central a part of our galaxy that even ships piloted by Artificial Intelligence engage in it! (yes, AI still exists. You didn't think that the ban would get rid of it, did you?). As such, there can be a reasonable expectation that piracy can and will occur while visiting well populated systems and shipping lanes. Speaking honestly, I've had some of my best experiences as a CMDR while pirating, and more often than not both parties leave the engagement having had an enjoyable time ( Click here for pictures, stories, and good feels )

That being said, piracy encounters are indeed high-stress situations, and the safety of all involved is reliant upon the understanding and use of a common language. Understanding words and phrases such as "throttle down," "submit," "you are free to go," and "you'll never take me alive, ya dirty feds!" is central to your ability to leave a pirate encounter unscathed. Miscommunication can often lead to undesirable outcomes. For example:

Griefer: : "a person who harasses or deliberately provokes other players or members in order to spoil their enjoyment."

I cannot speak for others, but I for one do not engage in piracy to deliberately harass or provoke others. I do it for the unpredictable and meaningful CMDR-to-CMDR interaction, as well as for the honor of the Empress! (May we bask in her glory). To avoid any future miscommunication, let it be clear that engaging in an activity designed, implicated, and promoted by FD (the Formidine Deity, who rules justly, if not often incompetently, over our galaxy) does not constitute "griefing."

I have attached an example of CMDR-to-CMDR miscommunication (and poor manners) to this transmission. Please study it to ensure similar mistakes are not made during future state-sanctioned piracy encounters.

Thank you for your time. Fly safe, CMDRS! o7"

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Repped even though Im a solo player...perhaps if there were more genuine role players, there might not be half the issues it is now where open resembles something more akin to fight club.

If Id been the trader on the recieving end, I wouldnt have dropped either and ran until not possible to run anymore...but I would drop at this point. Cant blame a guy fer trying ^
 
Again though, I really doubt piracy is a profitable enough profession (especially with the supposed game-threatening epidemic of combat logging that's supposedly going on), so the only reason to do it is if you enjoy being a bully. Which, you know, that's fine, the game supports it - just maybe don't then come on the forums to harrass your victim some more by being super smug about how you killed him.


Chinny reckon. You do it to enjoy victimising people, or you wouldn't be continuing your victimisation of that guy by trying to make an example of him on the forums. Yeah you've edited out his name now but that's hardly the issue is it?

Yar!! someone got so bullied in the school that sees everything as bully.... It's ok to look for a shrink...
 
See, this is the kind of awesome, meaningful player-to-player interaction that keeps me pirating. Encouraging positive inter-player experiences has led me to another cool CMDR to fly with. This Teabagger and I will hopefully be getting together to deliver gifts to other CMDRs in the lead-up to Christmas this year.



I also did spend some time today on my other favorite in-game activity: hunting down Wanted CMDRs in the CG system! That absolves me of my piracy sins, right?!?!

This friendly chap actually was looking forward to potentially being pirated by me today:


My BHing friend and I went after other Wanted CMDRs:
 
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There are some bizarre comments on this thread.

At the current trade CG, I've been interdicted countless times. The only one who got anything from me other than a wake signal was the pirate who opened comms.

The guy was in an iCourier, pirating a decently defended T-9. Ten tonnes of cargo? Yeah, I think I can afford that for the entertainment value. Made a new friend in game.

The OP is actually playing as a Pirate. There are NPC pirates, yes? Human ones are much more interesting.

The options as I see them are as follows:

a) Run.

b) Negotiate.

c) Fight.

I think I'm right in saying that the OP would be fine with any of those approaches. Calling someobody a "bully", when they are playing one of the supported, albeit poorly remunerated, career options in Elite is rather missing the full scope of the game.
 
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No, I'd rather that, if the other player's experience is really of any importance to you, you'd have stopped what you were doing once you realised he was really, genuinely (and not just in-character) disliking it.


Just because Frontier designed it that way, that doesn't mean it was automatically a good idea. They are not omnipotent arbiters of human behaviour.

When you pirate someone you force them to become your game content, and while some people will enjoy the challenge and respond well to it, others will not. Ultimately, if they say no, if they don't want to engage with your jolly role-play and participate in the encounter you have forced upon them, is it really so terrible to just turn around and leave? Is your role-play really more important than another person's enjoyment of the game?


No, See one seed of grace was added to the game with Engineers. The Scramble Spectrum pulse laser special.
I always use one of these. A couple of focused pulses with these specials will open the cargo hatch in a jiffy with minimal damage.
 
Good afternoon, OP.

Thank you for the information on how to conduct myself should you choose to steal from me. Would that more crime providers could be so magnanimous.

However, in the same spirit of beneficence, I beg leave to inform you that our paths will not cross, since I play exclusively in Solo.

This is not, I should add, because I fear the destruction of my ship: NPCs supply such circumstances with some regularity. It is rather because my relationship with NPCs is somewhat more comfortably straightforward: they blow me up because that's what they're programmed to do, and I have no need to concern myself with whether or not they are being gentlemanly, nor whether my response is correspondingly felicitous.

My compliments, and a very good day to you.
 
@OP, if you claim to work for the glorious Empire, shouldn't you call yourself a gentleman corsair instead of a gentleman pirate? Too bad there are no actual letters of marque in game, could be nice to improve major faction ranks.
 
Usually no time to chat...!
Simply submit, then boost, boost, boost and high wake riding a fast Cobra. Take a few hits in the rear, but usually make it to safety. Though once last night, I got tagged when a wing brought me out of SC and I did not escape. Fortunately, I did make it to Vancouver Ring for one drop off that will net the 700k credits. However with all the pirates in that system last night, I moved on to standard trade hops for some nice bank back to home system.
 
See, this is the kind of awesome, meaningful player-to-player interaction that keeps me pirating. Encouraging positive inter-player experiences has led me to another cool CMDR to fly with. This Teabagger and I will hopefully be getting together to deliver gifts to other CMDRs in the lead-up to Christmas this year.




I also did spend some time today on my other favorite in-game activity: hunting down Wanted CMDRs in the CG system! That absolves me of my piracy sins, right?!?!

This friendly chap actually was looking forward to potentially being pirated by me today:
[url]http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee57/STAZ211/11_zpso9oukpb9.jpg[/URL]

My BHing friend and I went after other Wanted CMDRs:
[url]http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee57/STAZ211/12_zpsc5turehq.jpg[/URL]

You have a funny way to call your new friends, unless you like to be the teabaggee :D
 
I also did spend some time today on my other favorite in-game activity: hunting down Wanted CMDRs in the CG system! That absolves me of my piracy sins, right?!?!

That is a good point. For those who have the capability to hunt CMDR pirates in a CG system to clear out the "wanted" is that possible? Or, if you kill a "wanted" CMDR in a system, do you then become "wanted?" When attempting to make it to Vancouver Ring last night on one of the hops, there were a TON of "wanted" CMDRs in the system, thus was it simply a pirate fest with no "cleans" to clear them out? Of course with all those "wanted", I could not make it to the star port without interdiction and forced to run (other than the lucky time I made it).
 
You have a funny way to call your new friends, unless you like to be the teabaggee :D

Teabaggers are a player group in ED :p ha-ha. They provide other players with goods during community goals, and sometimes at random.

Guess I should have explained that, ha.

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That is a good point. For those who have the capability to hunt CMDR pirates in a CG system to clear out the "wanted" is that possible? Or, if you kill a "wanted" CMDR in a system, do you then become "wanted?" When attempting to make it to Vancouver Ring last night on one of the hops, there were a TON of "wanted" CMDRs in the system, thus was it simply a pirate fest with no "cleans" to clear them out? Of course with all those "wanted", I could not make it to the star port without interdiction and forced to run (other than the lucky time I made it).

Shooting and killing a Wanted CMDR will not make you wanted. It is perfectly legal. Additionally, killing a Wanted CMDR will NOT clear your own wanted status.

However, instancing is what really kills both piracy and pirate hunting :( I was flying around looking for wanted CMDRs yesterday, and every instance I got was straight up dead. Hardly a soul to be found.

I really hope FD finds a way to do away with instancing. It really hampers the game in a big way.
 
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See, this is the kind of awesome, meaningful player-to-player interaction that keeps me pirating. Encouraging positive inter-player experiences has led me to another cool CMDR to fly with. This Teabagger and I will hopefully be getting together to deliver gifts to other CMDRs in the lead-up to Christmas this year.



I also did spend some time today on my other favorite in-game activity: hunting down Wanted CMDRs in the CG system! That absolves me of my piracy sins, right?!?!

This friendly chap actually was looking forward to potentially being pirated by me today:
[url]http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee57/STAZ211/11_zpso9oukpb9.jpg[/URL]

My BHing friend and I went after other Wanted CMDRs:
[url]http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee57/STAZ211/12_zpsc5turehq.jpg[/URL]

You have a funny way to call your new friends, unless you like to be the teabaggee :D

Teabaggers are a player group in ED :p ha-ha. They provide other players with goods during community goals, and sometimes at random.

Guess I should have explained that, ha.

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Shooting and killing a Wanted CMDR will not make you wanted. It is perfectly legal. Additionally, killing a Wanted CMDR will NOT clear your own wanted status.

However, instancing is what really kills both piracy and pirate hunting :( I was flying around looking for wanted CMDRs yesterday, and every instance I got was straight up dead. Hardly a soul to be found.

I really hope FD finds a way to do away with instancing. It really hampers the game in a big way.
lol from what I heard of his experience with you, he did indeed had a fun time with you "Gentleman Pirate" CMDR -Fissure :D

& yes we are a player group called the "Teaka Elite Altruists Bagging Cooperative" ...but most CMDRs know us as the "Teabaggers" :)
 
lol from what I heard of his experience with you, he did indeed had a fun time with you "Gentleman Pirate" CMDR -Fissure :D

& yes we are a player group called the "Teaka Elite Altruists Bagging Cooperative" ...but most CMDRs know us as the "Teabaggers" :)

Glad to hear he had a great time! Im looking forward to working with your group in the future.
 
i have never been hit by a pirate.
attempted gankers yes but never pirates.
i am missing out :p
if someone pulls me outta cruise i usually leg it or shoot first
 
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