There is only one swinging and that is the door closing behind your back if you dare putting the sweets on my beloved cheese toast.If you pardon the expression, I am happy to swing both ways when it comes to sweet on toast, or savoury, but never together. That would be an abomination!
I see your training into the methods of becoming an evil genius, are progressing well. This is the kind of thinking we need in the Hat side of the Force, my young padawan.