reconsidering buying odyssey; may perhaps quit

The Roofus

The Roofus
[VR] Jay Le Chardon said:
He's probably got the hump that you didn't include any pictures of our glorious summer weather, here's one to help you out:
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At least when it's raining it keeps the midges at bay - also that's clearly NOT Scotland in that picture, the rain isn't horizontal.
 

Chorda

Chorda
xzanfr said:
It's fun seeing all the Scotch here.
My mate is also a scotch and I made him this picture of all of the highlights of his homeland while he was living near me in England.
I've not heard from him since I sent it to him but I'm sure it brings him comfort, and I hope it brings you all comfort too.

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Image now includes whiskey and haggis. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Good work, still room for Private Frazer, and the dancing man from the wine gums advert.
 

xzanfr

xzanfr
LeoBartlet said:
I won't deduct points because its vile stuff and im totally convinced its creation was a vile plot by the English to get us all addicted to it to steal our lands and impregnate our livestock.
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In a similar fashion, I thought the point of buckfast was for England to have at least one export should the Scottish people choose to leave the union.
 

LeoBartlet

LeoBartlet
xzanfr said:
In a similar fashion, I thought the point of buckfast was for England to have at least one export should the Scottish people choose to leave the union.
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I suppose if we're ever daft enough to leave the union and Hadrians wall needs rebuilt you can keep us at bay by lobbing bottles of that vile syrup over the wall. Can't invade Newcastle again if we're half cut and can't see which ways south.
 

VR Jay Le Chardon

VR Jay Le Chardon
LeoBartlet said:
I suppose if we're ever daft enough to leave the union and Hadrians wall needs rebuilt you can keep us at bay by lobbing bottles of that vile syrup over the wall. Can't invade Newcastle again if we're half cut and can't see which ways south.
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We wouldn't need to see which way is south, just follow the smell of fear 😈
 

LeoBartlet

LeoBartlet
rrobes said:
We know about horizontal palm fronds, roofing material, road/business signs and yes, even rain. Just come to Florida during hurricane season.:confused:
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pfff hurricanes thats nothing.

Come here to Glasgow one night the wind blew my wheelie bin over rubbish everywhere.
 

rrobes

R
"pfff hurricanes thats nothing.

Come here to Glasgow one night the wind blew my wheelie bin over rubbish everywhere."

Here in 'Murica, the racoons do that without any need for wind, the rotten stinkers have no natural enemies.:mad:
 

VR Jay Le Chardon

VR Jay Le Chardon
rrobes said:
"pfff hurricanes thats nothing.

Come here to Glasgow one night the wind blew my wheelie bin over rubbish everywhere."

Here in 'Murica, the racoons do that without any need for wind, the rotten stinkers have no natural enemies.:mad:
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Man - I wasn't meaning to diss you...

I know hurricanes are badass and totally frack stuff up, but over a years average, trust me, our weather is overall a lot $h177ier than yours is in florida. Up here, highest is ~15-20°C lowest -9°C, average ~8°C, for three to four months of the year we have storms which bring winds from arctic circle, typically about 45-60mph, sometimes as high a 90mph. In winter we can go for weeks and not break above freezing.

Can't you just shoot the racoons?
 
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