How to write a Steam review:
Find a game you don't like the sound of/think sounds like the best game ever created. No obligation to actually play it.
Read a Steam review saying it isn't any good/is perfect.
Paraphrase.*
(*Or copy-paste - you don't even have to copy from a review of the same game. Generic 'it sucks!'/'best game ever!!' material will do fine.)
When it comes to reviews, you get what you pay for. Steam reviewers do it for free. It shows...
Find a game you don't like the sound of/think sounds like the best game ever created. No obligation to actually play it.
Read a Steam review saying it isn't any good/is perfect.
Paraphrase.*
(*Or copy-paste - you don't even have to copy from a review of the same game. Generic 'it sucks!'/'best game ever!!' material will do fine.)
When it comes to reviews, you get what you pay for. Steam reviewers do it for free. It shows...