Linus is vindicated -- The Great Pumpkin Has Risen!
General / Off-Topic [SATIRE] FD: Please consider naming a system after Donald Trump
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Good on you America for choosing a President who cannot be bought and wants to put American politics back in the hands of the people instead of corrupt lobbyists. Just wait to see the corruption exposed by the team of special prosecutors investigating decades of parasites siphoning off the tax payer.
Watch the heads roll. Let's hope that collaborator George Soros gets arrested. He funds non government organisations around the planet that interfere with the running of sovereign states. Hungary is about to end their influence. This is an awesome time as we witness the resurfacing of a people run democracy's across Europe and America. The insidious communist influence is losing its grasp. Their cries of fascist, racist and misogynist don't work any more.
Watch the heads roll. Let's hope that collaborator George Soros gets arrested. He funds non government organisations around the planet that interfere with the running of sovereign states. Hungary is about to end their influence. This is an awesome time as we witness the resurfacing of a people run democracy's across Europe and America. The insidious communist influence is losing its grasp. Their cries of fascist, racist and misogynist don't work any more.
Except by the Russians of course, with their (alleged) incriminating vids of him and their (alleged) leverage over his large scale Russian business interests.. and the oil industry (one of who'm he's appointed as minster for the environment).. and Goldman Sachs.. representatives of who'm he's appointed in his cabinet.. Or that lobbyist from the food industry..
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/12/...byists-now-theyre-on-his-transition-team.html
Oh yeh.. and then there's the problem with his not having properly put his assets into a blind trust..
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The queen of (alleged) stuff, like (alleged) SMS texts sent from Hilaries phone ordering drones to kill civilians, (alleged) money transfers by multi-milions from Saudi Arabias prince directly into Clinton Foundation accounts, (alleged) leaked emails showing a 10 year ongoing plan to remove every single Middle-East leader and replace them with people in her pockets, (alleged) incident of CIA being trolled by 4chan into thinking Putin hacked the election (LOL), (alleged) bribes to websites like nytimes and CNN, to the point where they already had "congratulations Mrs. President" articles done and ready to go, (I hope you are not holding your breath, the list is really long, is still #Schillary, of the Clinton War-clan.
As an European with access to all of the above information from wiki-leaks, I would rather one of the most powerful countries in the world elect a 70 year old Umpa Lumpa, than a cold-blooded killer with notions such as GOING TO WAR WITH RUSSIANS in her project pipeline, because you know whats better than basking in radiation for the next 10,000 years? Well, NOT GOING TO WAR WITH RUSSIANS, for once.
At least the Umpa Lumpa has plans to work with the Russians, and I don't see whats wrong with that, last time Russians & Americans joined forces, they overthrew another cold-blooded killer bent on world domination, and I force once am pretty happy to see history has repeated itself
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You're making the mistake of assuming I think that Hilary Clinton was a good candidate. I don't.. I just think Trump was significantly worse.
I really don't see how an idiot is worse than a killer.
I honestly would have preferred Jeremy Clarkson over Killary
But then again, I think I would have prefered a shoe-box with some googly eyes over her -.-
What has been clear watching the elections as a bias-free European, is that USA's media has been perverting the news they presented to Americans on a sureal scale.
We did not get any of those here, so just by confirming stuff on wiki-leeks it seemed like a no-brainer to see Trump being chosen over Killary.
Honestly, in any other country, to have such evidence exposed would have meant an immediate removal from the election, and court-marshal, to see her not only not stepping down, but being able to brush it under the rug using her influence over main-stream media was like watching a cheap dystopian horror movie, or a Saturday morning cartoon villain comming up with a plot-twist, it made no sense, and raised so many eye-brows over here, keeping her away from office may have litteraly prevented another world war
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I would like a Barrack star ship who i can endlessly farm at a site.
Donald Trump is no idiot (unfortunately). Even his moronic Twitter feed has a distinct and quite clever purpose. Also, nothing he's said so far suggests to me that he'll be less hawkish than HC.
Well he is a businessman, being hawkish is not a bad thing per-say, is it?
I'm sort of a businessman, and I'm also sort of hawkish, I guess, never thought about myself like that before.
It's what he's hawkish about, doing business, getting more money, shady-ways even? Whatever, probably as good as it gets in politics in general.
As long as he brings back troops from overseas, stays away from middle-east, and does not plot to take over the world, I don't care what he does, he can do whatever he want's really.
Unlike Obama, who proposed some fantastic ideas during his campaign, and the first day he got into office - proceeded to do none of those things, almost like signing a contract from the establishment bulletpointing what he will say/do from now on, becoming probably one of the most irrelevant presidents in history.
Not good nor bad per say, just irrelevant
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A space station named Melania ?
A big sucking black hole of course, that looks like a toilet spiral
Trumpton?
I would take a trip to Trumpton;
[video=youtube;sXYa_qklKPc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXYa_qklKPc[/video]
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Sweet but I was thinking more...
[video]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BY6dV-Chv7s[/video]
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Well at least you aren't pushing for
[video=youtube;MrHoMSRZOS4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrHoMSRZOS4[/video]
Most of that was lies. The NY Times oh please. They couldn't print truth or facts and they have been after Trump since the 70's. The Goldman Sachs people are working for him and are not lobbying or bribing. They have been employed to make deals not influence. Shady choice I agree.
Anyway lets see what he does. I can't believe people think Trump will put politics back 60 years. Obama has divided the country more than any other president. of course many of you won't know that, or believe it. Since he is half black he can do no wrong and to question him would be racist. Where is the 10 trillion he spent? Obama doubled the national debt. he spent more money in his first year than all presidents combined. *GASP* Truth is often stranger.....
That would be the Bill Clinton station. It trades in cigars.
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Hit reply too fast. lol.