[SATIRE] Odyssey delay = Ship interiors and C1 seismic charges (leaked roadmap)

I have heard it on good authority from facebook and CDMR Thrust that the delay to odyssey is because they're adding ship interiors and the long awaited C1 Seismic charges to the game.

The Small Seismic Charge Foundation would like to take this opportunity to thank frontier for their wonderful and generous decision in this matter, and look forward to seeing all their hard work come to fruition when they can finally crack a core asteroid in a Dolphin and watch it from the comfort of the hottub which we presume is on deck 2.

all hail frontier!

Shush, i hope this time the dont fall for your antics
Last time the did, they ruined the Dolphin.
 
Most software project delays are precisely for this reason, though usually never stated as such.

/gosh I don't miss my project management days

Well, sort of. My experience has been that delays seldom or never happen in order to add in new features. Those are considered "Phase 2". But plenty of delays have happened because previously-approved features took longer than expected and are still not production-ready.
 
Well, sort of. My experience has been that delays seldom or never happen in order to add in new features. Those are considered "Phase 2". But plenty of delays have happened because previously-approved features took longer than expected and are still not production-ready.
exactly that. bugfixing and leaving features out that can't be fixed. but "customers are loosing patience, testing and fixing is planned, hey let's add something new!"
that's not my exp.
 
I have some very sad and unfortunate news for you Commander, you logged out of Facebook too early and missed the follow-up press release. The situation is that Saud Kruger has been taken over by Lakon Spaceways and all current SK ships will be retrofitted to mimic their Lakon cousins, both in looks and performance. Sure the small will finally be made available IF and yes it is a BIG IF, the equivalent Lakon ship could fit them, if not, well you know the answer.

Yes this post is in jest ..

Y'know, I'd buy a Lakonised Dolphin.

Least it wouldn't look like a space-bus any more.
 
I think the real question is: Will it have only 3 spoilers or will there be one on every side?

It’d have all the spoilers because you can never have too many, and drives that sound like a flatulent pulsejet and go BWWWOOOOOOM when you boost. For that extra Lakon touch the cockpit should look like it doubles up as a tool shed and workbench.
 
It’d have all the spoilers because you can never have too many, and drives that sound like a flatulent pulsejet and go BWWWOOOOOOM when you boost. For that extra Lakon touch the cockpit should look like it doubles up as a tool shed and workbench.
You forgot the most important part of the cockpit - the Commander's chair needs to be as far left as physically possible, with multiple windscreen struts in their field of view.
 
As long as the canopy is the size of a greenhouse, surrounded by shot traps and made of eggshells.

there needs to be a single chair in the middle of a football field to represent the cockpit too, just to keep the Saud Kruger vibe going, but remember the chair needs to look hideous and be basic unlike the exterior.

The empire get nice sexy chairs, but SK get lakon knock offs already, cant be changing that.
 
Hopefully not. Interiors for a separate addon rather than crammed in for a release will turn out far better,

There prob won't be full interiors, maybe just the ones for the canopys/cockpits. They could certainly polish that and at least give us a neel Armstrong feeling of immersion.
 
Breaking news

The Roadmap has just been leaked

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reported updated thread title as misleading.

why is such an amazing and groundbreaking news as c1 seismic charges
hidden behind a clickbait satire on ship interiors
(which would have no use, and i'm happy fdev didn't dedicated the time won for c1 seismic charges on it)?
 
reported updated thread title as misleading.

why is such an amazing and groundbreaking news as c1 seismic charges
hidden behind a clickbait satire on ship interiors
(which would have no use, and i'm happy fdev didn't dedicated the time won for c1 seismic charges on it)?
C1 Seismic Charges on there own are quite an explosive subject but are still the deep core of the topic ;)
 
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