SDC MEMO

[JuicerPrime]

Meh for the Voldemort picture.
Kudos for "crymmunity of Gerberbabies".
I believe capitalization is required after using a colon.

When, inevitably, the malcontents and flail in a briney mixture of ineptitude and impotent rage...

This bit was worse. All the effort gone into the post ruined by lack of proofreading. It's like giving an epic speech and not noticing your dong is hanging out of your zipper :S

 

[Jockey79]

Admit it!
They are entertaining.

Got to agree with this.

That OP was well written, but I must say - there is only 1 true dog;

Alvin

#forthemug

 

[Mr_Blastman]

To: Shkreli Dynamic Consortium Stakeholders
From: First Senior Vice President of Smile Management
Date: 2/24/2016
Subject: Quarterly Shareholder Update

Dear Friends,

We are pleased to announce the rollout of our new content delivery initiative in response to the terroristic threats being made against our firm, employees, and its subsidiaries. Even though we have been the victim of sophomoric and unwarranted violence and vitriol, this is an exciting time for us. We stand at the precipice of momentous crossroads that will forever define the future of our great organization: will we shrivel up, post hateful, ineffectual tantrums on an internet forum (like them), or will we take action, and strike back against the Great Satan that is the embodiment of the salty impotence of an entire crymmunity of Gerberbabies?

Due to our policy of non-engagement with terrorists, there will be neither negotiations nor threats. We will issue a one-time warning; an opportunity for crybaby leadership to do the right thing for the doughy masses. Every week that our demands are not met, increasing numbers of simpering infants will suffer for it. We will come at them, striking from within the bloated corpse of their content-less lives, tearing holes through the facade of their monotonous grind, piercing that oppressive shroud with cleansing rays of emergence and joviality. The strong do as they can, and the weak suffer what they must; this is the fundamental disposition of the universe.

As their whining reaches a fever pitch, so too will the hum of our charging rails. We will hunt down the terrorists that wish to harm us and bring them to justice using the Shock and Awe Doctrine--perfected by North American Hero George W. Bush of the Earth Year 2003. There will be no end to the war until our goals are achieved. Our resolve is unfaltering, and our enemy has neither the skill nor the fortitude to stand against us. It will become known to them--the Great Satan--that until the SDC faction is returned to its rightful place as undisputed ruler of the Wolfberg system (>90% influence) the carebaby crymmunity will bleed. And bleed. And bleed.

When, inevitably, the malcontents and flail in a briney mixture of ineptitude and impotent rage, remember to keep joy in your hearts. Let every ampule of content you deliver, every CMDR well served, swell your heart and your soul with the wholesome goodness of a job well done. We, the joyful warriors, smiles and honey, will be as a bulwark against the black tide of mud--a sludge and detritus formed from an unholy amalgamation of the boring, complacent, and entitled masses, stewed together in an echochamber of insecurity and projection. We will shout back into the cold, black void, with all our might, “THIS GAME BELONGS TO US!” And so it will.

"Give us your salty, your bored,
Your shadowbanned masses yearning to gank free,
The wretched refuse of your private group.
Send these, the crying, skilless to us,
We charge our rails behind the charging wakes!"

The operation begins when this post is removed. Good luck and may the odds be ever in your favor.

This post is awesome.

 

[Infidel Deity]

Got to agree with this.

That OP was well written, but I must say - there is only 1 true dog;

Alvin

#forthemug

And who is the poodle?

 

[Gédéon_Lecanard]

OP, I must say, it's always a pleasure reading your prose. I became a fan back then, when you wrote this.

And I want you to know that I sympathise with your crusade. By the read of it, you must have loads of tears to collect, to replace your now gone personal stock.

 

[Gédéon_Lecanard]

Still, I suspect the OP is not actually part of SDC.

Oh he is. Which makes the thread I highlighted quite the irony.

 

[Infidel Deity]

OP, I must say, it's always a pleasure reading your prose. I became a fan back then, when you wrote this.

And I want you to know that I sympathise with your crusade. By the read of it, you must have loads of tears to collect, to replace your now gone personal stock.

Thank you for this!
Even more entertaining!

 

[Jockey79]

And who is the poodle?

/gasp!

He is the one and only Alvin, the wise and loyal leader of the Hutton Orbital Truckers.
Now you'll have to go to Hutton Orbital to pay your respects and buy a mug.

#forthemug

(and if you don't want the mug, you have to give it to Sag A* in honour of all those who never made it to see Alivn)

 

[Poy]

Oh heck it actually worked, well keep at it, it's not like they can do anything about it

 

[Adept Geraden]

I couldn't help myself. I just had to give the OP rep for that.

I've been running missions out of the Wolfbane system for days, in open, and haven't seen another soul. P2P instancing for the win.

Considering the SDC have some rule about not working their own system, I have no idea how they think their faction is going to magically get to 90%. Pretty sure none of us are going to make it happen.

 

[Gédéon_Lecanard]

Thank you for this!
Even more entertaining!

Isn't it?
It's like a very bad TV soap with terribly predictable character development. Or Star Wars Episodes 1 to 3 if you will.

 

[Infidel Deity]

/gasp!

He is the one and only Alvin, the wise and loyal leader of the Hutton Orbital Truckers.
Now you'll have to go to Hutton Orbital to pay your respects and buy a mug.

#forthemug

(and if you don't want the mug, you have to give it to Sag A* in honour of all those who never made it to see Alivn)

Terribly sorry, Sir!
I crossed a line there.

But; who the hmmm is Alvin?
Besides being a trucker boss.

 

[Mohrgan]

I couldn't help myself. I just had to give the OP rep for that.

I've been running missions out of the Wolfbane system for days, in open, and haven't seen another soul. P2P instancing for the win.

Considering the SDC have some rule about not working their own system, I have no idea how they think their faction is going to magically get to 90%. Pretty sure none of us are going to make it happen.

I found that their faction has expanded to at least one local system. Someone from there is working the faction. Unless a static faction just spontaneously can expand, someone has been working the faction.

 

[Infidel Deity]

Isn't it?
It's like a very bad TV soap with terribly predictable character development. Or Star Wars Episodes 1 to 3 if you will.

Indeed!
This already amusing thread suddenly took a turn for the better!

 

[Roybe]

OP, I must say, it's always a pleasure reading your prose. I became a fan back then, when you wrote this.

And I want you to know that I sympathise with your crusade. By the read of it, you must have loads of tears to collect, to replace your now gone personal stock.

Even more ironic I stood up for the PvP players in his thread! LOL!

 

[Adept Geraden]

I found that their faction has expanded to at least one local system. Someone from there is working the faction. Unless a static faction just spontaneously can expand, someone has been working the faction.

Care to share the system name ? Just so we can all go over there and stomp our muddy feet all over their influence there as well.

 

[Lightspeed]

I've just finished watching an episode of The Flash on my PC and came into this forum ..... had to do a recheck this was not the following episode lol lol.

Extremely well written, have to give you that and +rep for the added drama. Some great phrases in there .... and interesting "emergent play", but it does demonstrate that the informal CG is inflicting hurt after all .... despite the naysayers, they really do care about the station and their influence.

 

[Mohrgan]

Care to share the system name ? Just so we can all go over there and stomp our muddy feet all over their influence there as well.

Shu Jinga I bleieve. I am in another system, and have no data but, I believe they were @ 8% influence there.

 

[Mohrgan]

Let the games begin.. Sometimes I think you have to take a side. Given my loathing for the Mobius collective I'll be supporting SDC. This all could have been avoided if over the years I hadn't seen so much malignment of anyone who took part in adversarial play. Where is the Order of the Mobius located?

Wolfberg, Litke Mines.

 

[Lightspeed]

So ... since this thread hasn't been closed .... I guess "the operation" is on hold for the forseeable future ?