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General / Off-Topic Secret mission to break into Frontier and steal the plans for Beyond – Don’t tell anyone…
- Thread starter Bran Tse Mallory
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Of course, no doubt we can sell that info on the JW forums without 'them' noticing!
I have started hearing rumours that the heist was successfully completed some time during the night of 13th October 2017. Nothing further at this time.
Of course you can but don't tell anyone OK?
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showt...eal-the-plans-for-Beyond-–-Don’t-tell-anyone…
Excellent, spreading miss-information could be key to this as I have no idea where our get-away driver or main thief are... You just can't rely on people these days.
Wait, what? We have to be this organised?
You've seen who's taking part I take it... How the heck am I supposed to afford a van? I was really hoping Ziggy would hire a car or something... At the least order us an Uber.
Welcome CMDR’s,
I need a few good pilots to help in a top secret mission. The plan is to break into Frontiers new offices and steal anything and everything related to Beyond and the paid content so we can tell everyone.
Now we will of course need to take out the security guards but if it’s Maynard on duty then all we’ll need is a supply of Beer. However I’m unsure how to get passed any of the other security guards they may have on duty.
This is where I need your help. In order for Theo to not get caught (Oh did I not mention Theodrid is going in first?) we’ll need plans for how to deal with any and all security measure's – Can you think of how we’d get passed Tj, Mr Phillips and the Unicorn of un-known gender? Bear in mind that Stitch will be with Theo as defense against any PvP action which may be required while I plan on staying home playing Elite - plausible deniability
I also figure now is a good time to tell Ziggy he’s going to be the get away driver but maybe I’ll save that till closer to the break-in.
If any of you think you have information that could help or skill’s that require you to actually take part then please tell us who you are and how you can help now!
EDIT: I put the thread down here as no mods ever get this deep into the forum!
The un-usual suspects so far:
Theodrid - Head thief, if one of you could let him know please... He's probably gone to work and not playing Elite
Stitch - Theo's body guard and mission muscle man
Ziggy - Get away driver, could someone tell him please, I seem to of lost sight of him.
damon8r351 - OPSEC (Still no clue what this is but apparently we need it)
Jezza - Stitches backup, good to have the military involved
Marktjones - Supplier of sweets, watch this one folks, he has Tj in his name and may be a plant
Hellrazer - Pizza delivery guy
sleutelbos - Head juggler
Patrick_68000 - Abduction expert in-case this go lady bumps up
Un1k0rn - Will give a talk about 'Rambling' as a distraction should sleuelbos drop the ball
Vasea Azure - Chief dinosaur hunter
The opposition
Tj - He's just an avatar so no threat
Mr Maynard - Addicted to beer and can track the smell of it from 100 yards so no drinking before hand
Mr Phillips - Just walk past him, hes as blind as a bat with his mask on!
Jenner - Beware of the talking horse
Yes, of course, a heist. Because all overlords will have their whole future plans conveniently ring-bound in one folder labeled "THE PLAN".
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Dude have you not watched Spongebob?
I thought they called their plan a "roadmap" (the secret clue is, they've disguised it as a straight line with blobs on) so you should look for an Atlas IMO
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Erm, this wasn't misinformation. Now I am worrying that somebody else might have snuck in and grabbed the plans while our planning had distracted the Moderators!
What would a unprofessional clown do?
Aren't you married... with kids?
Besides, she's not interested in a Thargonian Janitor!
Front page has been updated with latest jobs for the top secret heist, I've messaged Theo but if any of you see Ziggy tell him he's wanted. Very important not to let Frontier know whats being planned so MoM's the word... no wait that won't work... Erm I know lets call this Tj's big plan
You can thank Miss-Direction for that, her number is... Jenner
I wish I was English like my hero Tj.
Aren't you married... with kids?
Besides, she's not interested in a Thargonian Janitor!
Front page has been updated with latest jobs for the top secret heist, I've messaged Theo but if any of you see Ziggy tell him he's wanted. Very important not to let Frontier know whats being planned so MoM's the word... no wait that won't work... Erm I know lets call this Tj's big plan
"Beware the talking horse"??
Oh, it's *on*.
I think I dated her.
Pennywise doesn't scare me..
I don't get why Stephen King's story are supposed to be scary.
The Dark Tower film.. O dear.
Original Caries V remake?
But why do they put key reveals in trailers?
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Oh blimey, it can type too!
Now if you don't mind non of you mod types are supposed to be in here... We're all being good and you can trust us to self moderate
Plus I hear they are rebooting Mr. Ed so go learn your lines!
I spent several hours watching movie trailers this morning and not once did I see any keys being revealed... Used maybe but never revealed.
Hey Bran,
Firstly, sorry for the delayed response but I've been busy with wo.......oh never mind!
Secondly, your plan is wonderful but I strongly object to being called a 'good pilot'.
Thirdly, some issues with the group, namely -
Theodrid - useless pilot, thief and as subtle as a bull in a china shop.
Stitch - been getting on with this guy lately but he will stab us all in our sleep on the bus to Cambridge.
Ziggy - do we really need that howlin' mad Murdoch one, do we?
Damon - not sure, not had many dealings.
Jezza - As above mostly, but what I do know of Jezza suggests heavy handedness.
Markjones - as Damon.
Hellrazer - as above.
Sleutelbos - Good guy, but whats he gonna do, patronise the guards to death?
Patrick - Not many dealings but a good choice overall.
Unikorn - mythical creature, doesn't exist.
Vasea Azure - as with Damon.
Chris Simon - decent guy, good in a tight spot I hear.
As for the opposition, well -
TJ - part Thargoid, part lab rat, part shoe box, 'nuff said.
Maynard - He will get us in a loop of old Frontier quotes if we aren't careful, we could literally be there for years.
Phillips - heard rumours about something something clone from TJ's butt skin, will confirm.
Jenner - bipolar much?
This is DOOMED!
Firstly, sorry for the delayed response but I've been busy with wo.......oh never mind!
Secondly, your plan is wonderful but I strongly object to being called a 'good pilot'.
Thirdly, some issues with the group, namely -
Theodrid - useless pilot, thief and as subtle as a bull in a china shop.
Stitch - been getting on with this guy lately but he will stab us all in our sleep on the bus to Cambridge.
Ziggy - do we really need that howlin' mad Murdoch one, do we?
Damon - not sure, not had many dealings.
Jezza - As above mostly, but what I do know of Jezza suggests heavy handedness.
Markjones - as Damon.
Hellrazer - as above.
Sleutelbos - Good guy, but whats he gonna do, patronise the guards to death?
Patrick - Not many dealings but a good choice overall.
Unikorn - mythical creature, doesn't exist.
Vasea Azure - as with Damon.
Chris Simon - decent guy, good in a tight spot I hear.
As for the opposition, well -
TJ - part Thargoid, part lab rat, part shoe box, 'nuff said.
Maynard - He will get us in a loop of old Frontier quotes if we aren't careful, we could literally be there for years.
Phillips - heard rumours about something something clone from TJ's butt skin, will confirm.
Jenner - bipolar much?
This is DOOMED!
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