Seriously Frontier?

fennster

fennster
who? said:
Not sure what the correct solution is here.

- Buff mugs
- Nerf floors
- Allow coffee storage
- Fix wing-men/instancing, so your buddy can be in your kitchen keeping your mug safe, instead of in his..
- Allow us to pause and/or save and restore previous versions of reality.
- Remove the RNG (make all mugs fall at the same, predictable time)
- Reduce the grind (so making new cup of coffee is quicker. Boom. Gotcha!)
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-Not allow players to to trigger a state of coffee unrest?
 
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Shar

Shar
Yes but what grinders really won't is instant coffee and we all know how bad that will taste.
 
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ick

ick
Avago Ero said:
Whilst attempting to land my ship, the coffee I'd left stewing in the kitchen fell off the worktop as the washing machine was on spin cycle so I got up to sort it out. Now, not only did I lose my ship whilst mopping up, I also lost a perfectly decent cup and had to make another coffee.
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I thought coffee was illegal in Britain, no? Seems to me that you should have to pay some kind of fine for drinking coffee. Prepare to be fired upon when in range of any station.

Perhaps this, too, is something Brexit has changed? Things are really getting out of control over there. Brits drinking coffee? What will be next, Finns that don't like the cold? Germans that don't like to work 80 hours a week?
 
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ShimEnki

ShimEnki
The anvil hits the table---wheres the video!

This court is adjourned, err wait ---unless the coffee was using overheat modular molecules---then....
 

Shar

Shar
Ian Phillips said:
Thats the roasted coffee beans for the grinders :)
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Two words take my fancy in that post Ian -Roasted Grinders- you have no idea the verbal bashing i would receive saying that in most thread these days, thanks for the free pass. Stop feeding naughty Shar.
 

Brett C

Frontier
Avago Ero said:
Whilst attempting to land my ship, the coffee I'd left stewing in the kitchen fell off the worktop as the washing machine was on spin cycle so I got up to sort it out. Now, not only did I lose my ship whilst mopping up, I also lost a perfectly decent cup and had to make another coffee.
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We'll attempt to put in a patch for CoffeeMachine. That way in the future, your coffee will not end up spiraling out of control when gravity control is lost. ;)
 

Random Task

Random Task
So on reading the title I was all "k what are they complaining about now"

But this has to be the most amusing post I've seen on here yet. And the fact that someone from frontier actually replied is bloody amazing!

Thanks for the laughs everyone you just made my Monday entertaining
 
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Leo Sagan

Leo Sagan
Avago Ero said:
Whilst attempting to land my ship, the coffee I'd left stewing in the kitchen fell off the worktop as the washing machine was on spin cycle so I got up to sort it out. Now, not only did I lose my ship whilst mopping up, I also lost a perfectly decent cup and had to make another coffee.
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Refund ! We need a refund ! WE DEMAND A REFUND !!!
 
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Spacemarkl

Spacemarkl
Avago Ero said:
Whilst attempting to land my ship, the coffee I'd left stewing in the kitchen fell off the worktop as the washing machine was on spin cycle so I got up to sort it out. Now, not only did I lose my ship whilst mopping up, I also lost a perfectly decent cup and had to make another coffee.
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Sheesh, what are they teaching at the academy these days?

Dude, you did it all in the wrong order. Spin cycle the washing machine until it hyper jumps, then mop the floor preemptively, ask landing control to make a big mug of coffee to be readied on landing. And then you can go to the kitchen and have a donut.

With other words: git gut!
 
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