Server Hamsters Need Food

[Starman 1966]

Please FDev, I'm mauve addered every two to five minutes. This is no fun. Thank you.

 

[Mr T]

 

[aymerix]

Same in France. Many commanders affected by the terrible mauve adder hamster

 

[S~P]

Yep can't jump more than once before getting the mauve hamster.

 

[aymerix]

we need a superhero hamster

 

[Bigmaec]

They don't need food, they need a resurrection spell.

 

[Mr T]

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Where is SuperHamster when you need him? Probably busy fooling around with LoisLaneHamster.

 

[HRDiagram]

The hamsters don't need food.
Considering that all the errors are snakes, the hamsters ARE food.

 

[Barbs]

Just had to Alt-F4 cos it wouldn't even mauve adder. Just hung me in hyperspace.

 

[Eli Jack]

Lister - "What's with all the Mauve Adders, Hol. What's the problem?
Hol - "It's the hamsters. They're dead, Dave."
Lister - "Maybe if we gave them more food. Would that help?"
Hol - "They're dead, Dave."
Lister - "What if we gave them more water?"
Hol - "They're dead, Dave."
Lister - "How about we let them rest for five minutes every hour?"
Hol - "They're dead, Dave."

Brought to you by Mauve Adder Productions
(With apologies to Red Dwarf)

 

[Brammmers]

Read in the voice of COVAS Leo

 

[metatheurgist]

Frontier has shot the Food!

 

[aRJay]

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Is that a mauve cape it is wearing?

 

[Brammmers]

Is that a mauve cape it is wearing?

A mauve hamster would be a refreshing change.

 

[DaveT52]

This issue is serious. Constant mauve adder errors make the game currently unplayable. See https://issues.frontierstore.net/issue-detail/73407