You can't reach me up here! I don't even need a lit torch to see faces
Captain Kirk can catch you.
SPACE LEGS NEWS
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Captain Kirk can catch you.
Ah, Kirk, my old friend. Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us kale is an ingredient best served cold? It is very cold in space....
Were I To Invoke Logic, Logic Clearly Dictates That The Needs Of The Kale Munchers Outweigh The Needs Of The Kumo Burgers.
Definitely the book of Boba Feet - that is excellent?
We've been training carrier pigeons to fly the Kaletonite up to RN at his lofty perch of holiness. I'm presuming he won't eat the pigeons, like he did with the children we sent on the errand the first time.
Of all the people I've encountered on my travels, he was the most...tender.
The great thing about being exposed to so much kale is that my body is now forming antibodies to fight this infection.
I Have Been...And Always Shall Be... Your Kalenemy!
To the last burger I grapple with thee. From hell's heart I squirt The Special Kumo Sauce™ at thee. For hate's sake, I flip my last burger at thee.
activates the Genesis Burger Device
Activates Kale powered warp drive and escapes just in time to avoid the explosion.
Giant planet sized Kumo Burger forms from nebula
So who died and gets shot down to Planet Kumo in a torpedo?
Bottom Hat ofc.
Giant Kumo burger planet explodes in the next movie thus ending the kumo threat to the galaxy.
Its a franchise planet. It can never die.
Concerns grow after peaceful Klingon Dr Emmett "Doc" Brown is brutally strangled to death by larval form of Kumo burgers at the newly owned Kumo planet in the Mutara Nebula. Franchise owner Rubbernuke was unable to be contacted at this time to get his statement on these tragic events. Insiders hint that he is currently floating high in the sky.
Meanwhile sales continue to spike at rival franchise Kale Surprise after releasing their new kale and halloumi burger.
Ah, thats the new Spicy Kumo Supreme- the burger that eliminates the weak.
I just have a quick question before I get torpedoed into planet Kumo Burger....
Is this the kind of special sauce that gets one into trouble when squirted at your Kalenemies?
Its the kind of ranch dressing that conquers any weak leafy nonsense.
.... tis a silly place
As an Antalien (i think thats the right word?) I healthy-heartily approve this message. Kale is an Antaloxidant, dont you know.
As The King himself says:
"Become one of us and discover the true richness of humanity."
Little did FD know how right they were. Kumo Burger™ was inevitable.
