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And here is today's "comments that will make you dumber just by reading them"

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Roberts has probably given the green light to all of this.
Yup, my IQ has just dropped 10 points, F##### pets!
Stop your complaining it's on the roadmap now.
 
An ED lifer has bounced off EDO and into the arms of SC, and boy is it a wonderful explosion of words.

I won’t quote it all, as it’s sweary, and it’s long, and that bit is just part 3...

But the TLDR is: He realises his starter ship is useless, but he is gifted funds for another, but then the wind blows that away, but then he is rescued, but then he 30ks...

It’s a rollercoaster of emotions ;)

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/n5og3d/stompys_adventures_part_3_into_the_verse_this_one/gx2vwho/
 
An ED lifer has bounced off EDO and into the arms of SC, and boy is it a wonderful explosion of words.

I won’t quote it all, as it’s sweary, and it’s long, and that bit is just part 3...

But the TLDR is: He realises his starter ship is useless, but he is gifted funds for another, but then the wind blows that away, but then he is rescued, but then he 30ks...

It’s a rollercoaster of emotions ;)

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/n5og3d/stompys_adventures_part_3_into_the_verse_this_one/gx2vwho/

Certainly a wild ride, in more ways than one.

I'm sure he would have had a better time of it without the bugs, but then the write up would have been less fun!
 
An ED lifer has bounced off EDO and into the arms of SC, and boy is it a wonderful explosion of words.

I won’t quote it all, as it’s sweary, and it’s long, and that bit is just part 3...

But the TLDR is: He realises his starter ship is useless, but he is gifted funds for another, but then the wind blows that away, but then he is rescued, but then he 30ks...

It’s a rollercoaster of emotions ;)

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/n5og3d/stompys_adventures_part_3_into_the_verse_this_one/gx2vwho/

I enjoyed reading that, its well written, you could almost feel his little adventure along with him.

That's the emotional roller-coaster of Star Citizen, its amazing when it works, when it doesn't it can reduce you to bouncing your head off the keyboard over and over again...

Not quite taking off but close, you can see the nose lift at about 10 seconds. this was the first time they put weather effects in.

The rain drops on the visor move with the wind, which is pretty cool.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE6qNVK8vHA
 
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Monthly report!

Anyone have any idea what the Super pCache is?

For services, work progressed on prepping the Super pCache for the next release.

 
Monthly report!

Anyone have any idea what the Super pCache is?



pCache is persistence cache. They're trying to implement T0 persistence into the game, physicalized inventory and the like. In short, you'll actually have to carry onboard what you plan on using, no more just swapping it out in menus. So, of course in a buggy Alpha it's going to be absolute murder for everyone because it's like they're building the game from the attic to the foundation.
 
everyone knows what pCache is. I want to know what SUPER pCache is!

Maybe its the next super tech that will be required to make things really good? Maybe they are preparing backer for when iCache doesn't actually provide the gains they hoped.

"Of course iCache didn't make everything better. It never was going to make everything better. CIG always said for iCache to make things better SUPER pCache would be required first!"

Or maybe super pCache is the thing that will allow people to make mountains of cups on planets that will persist forever.
 
Oh my... they really are going ahead with the whole hygiene thing.

Work also continued on the hygiene behavior, with the team completing setups for the toilet and shower cubicles and their relative blockout animations. For sleep behaviors, new animations for beds were set up to support physicalized sheets, and the process of standardizing the proper usage of bed shutters began.

I'd kind of hoped it was some sort of late April fool joke that nobody got and CIG were simply too embarrassed to admit it was a joke.

SC, the game that was sold to backers, is never going to happen.

However, SC the world's first hygiene sim might just happen.

Hah, imagine trying to sell a hygiene sim to space sim geeks!
 
Oh my... they really are going ahead with the whole hygiene thing.



I'd kind of hoped it was some sort of late April fool joke that nobody got and CIG were simply too embarrassed to admit it was a joke.

SC, the game that was sold to backers, is never going to happen.

However, SC the world's first hygiene sim might just happen.

Hah, imagine trying to sell a hygiene sim to space sim geeks!
Concentrating on unimportant issues so they can show progress whilst avoiding the critical issues that are difficult and potentially impossible to resolve.

Seems like business as usual at CIG to me :) ........... Dont forget there is a ship sale coming up soon.
 
Oh my... they really are going ahead with the whole hygiene thing.



I'd kind of hoped it was some sort of late April fool joke that nobody got and CIG were simply too embarrassed to admit it was a joke.

SC, the game that was sold to backers, is never going to happen.

However, SC the world's first hygiene sim might just happen.

Hah, imagine trying to sell a hygiene sim to space sim geeks!
I guess the barkeep nonsense has run its course and fresh nonsense is required.
 

Viajero

Volunteer Moderator
Monthly report!

Anyone have any idea what the Super pCache is?




"Super" means it is undoubtedly really good obviously! "Super" has a much better ring to it than "crappy" at any rate.

(I ve just linked a very specific time stamp but the whole sketch is worth it, one of my favorite classics about the subprime crisis).
 
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Or there's a typo and they meant "supper cache", and it's related to MLFPBLP tech (molecular level fidelicious physicalization of bowels and lubed pipelines)?
 
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