At the CitizenCon Developers Table teleconference
Chris Roberts sits silently at the head of a table between his senior developers. Tens of thousands of whales watch them over Zoom with bated breath. Without warning, Chris begins hammering rhythmically on the table with his fists, chanting "wet, wet, wet, wet..."
The lead devs join a few seconds later, "Wet, Wet, Wet, WET", all pounding on the table.
One by one, the whales join in at home, smashing their fists on their laptops, screaming "WET, WET, WET, WET", as their consciousness recedes and their minds escape to an altered reality.
The funding passes the Billion mark.