Last sentence is definitely apocryphal, but the rest of it is verbatim, right from the Holy Scriptures!A the risk of self engrandisement, let me share a little Haiku of mine that I have found helpful as a path to embracing the Tao of BLAM!*:
Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam!
Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam-Blam! Blam!
Hullabaloo! Blam!
* The Tao of BLAM! is not at odds with the Holy Teachings of our Lord and Saviour. Indeed in the book of Raxxla (I believe 4:16-17 from memory) 'So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen, since what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal. Therefore we do not lose heart. For the seen can become the unseen and eternal, by the loving gift of BLAM! Buy an Idris.'
e. Not sure about that last line, it may be from the infidel and excommunicated Richs Crobber, a pox be on his name.
Amen!
And BLAM!