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wow I didn't know you were a cat, i bet you've been plotting this all along!
It was a cat? Now that's a crazy as heck likeness! I could've sworn!

Erm, ladies? My looks really do improve dramatically after that pot of coffee. Just in case you were wondering, which I'm sure you weren't.
 
He's a quick learner, Bottom Hat is. Still hasn't fully embraced the Tao of BLAM!, but I think we're making good progress!
A the risk of self engrandisement, let me share a little Haiku of mine that I have found helpful as a path to embracing the Tao of BLAM!*:

Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam!
Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam-Blam! Blam!
Hullabaloo! Blam!

* The Tao of BLAM! is not at odds with the Holy Teachings of our Lord and Saviour. Indeed in the book of Raxxla (I believe 4:16-17 from memory) 'So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen, since what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal. Therefore we do not lose heart. For the seen can become the unseen and eternal, by the loving gift of BLAM! Buy an Idris.'

e. Not sure about that last line, it may be from the infidel and excommunicated Richs Crobber, a pox be on his name.
 
A the risk of self engrandisement, let me share a little Haiku of mine that I have found helpful as a path to embracing the Tao of BLAM!*:

Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam!
Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam-Blam! Blam!
Hullabaloo! Blam!

* The Tao of BLAM! is not at odds with the Holy Teachings of our Lord and Saviour. Indeed in the book of Raxxla (I believe 4:16-17 from memory) 'So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen, since what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal. Therefore we do not lose heart. For the seen can become the unseen and eternal, by the loving gift of BLAM! Buy an Idris.'

e. Not sure about that last line, it may be from the infidel and excommunicated Richs Crobber, a pox be on his name.
Last sentence is definitely apocryphal, but the rest of it is verbatim, right from the Holy Scriptures!

Amen!

And BLAM!
 
how can you trust cats anyway... i mean you can tell in their eyes they're evil!

look! you can see it plotting at as it meows.

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Blooming heck - THAT's my Uncle Terry!!! Back when he was spending a year as a living sea-head. Awww, bless.... blimey Kenneth, thanks so very much for the memory.

The last I heard of him, he was spending a few months as a dumbfire missile on board Misha's ship, although since th.... ....ah... ......that might expain a few things........
 
The last I heard of him, he was spending a few months as a dumbfire missile on board Misha's ship, although since th.... ....ah... ......that might expain a few things........
Not MY fault he failed to read his employment contract fully! Particularly the last half a page or so in 0.5pt Lucida Handwriting.
 
Not MY fault he failed to read his employment contract fully! Particularly the last half a page or so in 0.5pt Lucida Handwriting.
Yeah, Aunt Matilda said she got a postcard from him saying much the same. But he's is apparently enjoying his time as space-debris and dust. I just hope he pulls himself together and stops drifting along. Ahh well, he's a good sort.
 
Yeah, Aunt Matilda said she got a postcard from him saying much the same. But he's is apparently enjoying his time as space-debris and dust. I just hope he pulls himself together and stops drifting along. Ahh well, he's a good sort.
If I remember correctly, it was a surface installation. It must have been, since that where I tend to deploy my Dumbfire Diplomacy™.

I must admit that I feel kind of bad about it. I mean, somewhere, some unfortunate CMDR is going to pick up that support mission, only to find that the requirements include cleaning up the horrid mess your uncle made on impact.

Sorry about that. I hope that your auntie hasn't lost the will to waltz as a result.
 
But which "we" are "we" debating? The "we" that is "me" or the "we" that is "us"? Of course, the "we" that is "us" are so much in agreement that "we" want all of "us" to have an "open only" game, and "we" demand open PvE and the remainder of "us" want whatever "we" can think of that might amuse, or annoy, the rest of "us"...

The forum has so many diverse views on what "we" want that the rest of "us" have given up wondering what "we" want :ROFLMAO:
Broadly correct apart from;
1> ship interiorz
2> landable earth like planets
3> realistic kale fields which may be harvested and force fed to @Rubbernuke
 
A the risk of self engrandisement, let me share a little Haiku of mine that I have found helpful as a path to embracing the Tao of BLAM!*:

Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam!
Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam-Blam! Blam!
Hullabaloo! Blam!

* The Tao of BLAM! is not at odds with the Holy Teachings of our Lord and Saviour. Indeed in the book of Raxxla (I believe 4:16-17 from memory) 'So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen, since what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal. Therefore we do not lose heart. For the seen can become the unseen and eternal, by the loving gift of BLAM! Buy an Idris.'

e. Not sure about that last line, it may be from the infidel and excommunicated Richs Crobber, a pox be on his name.
This marvellous haiku can be improved by the addition of the "spam, spam, spam" music....
 
...I must admit that I feel kind of bad about it. I mean, somewhere, some unfortunate CMDR is going to pick up that support mission, only to find that the requirements include cleaning up the horrid mess your uncle made on impact.

Sorry about that. I hope that your auntie hasn't lost the will to waltz as a result.
Nah, no worries mate, Uncle Terry will find that incredibly amusing!

PS Rhumba, not waltz. She's more of a latin-vibe lady, and loves a good salsa when taking her wig off and teeth out.
 
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