State of the Game

[xzanfr]

I saw some magpies on my way home from the shops today. What could possibly be lying on the side of the A38 that they deem worth scavenging for, I have no idea.

hobo's eyes.
magpie is roman for "flying, noisy, 4am wake up, ASBO psycho"

 

[Just]

Unfortunately for them, right at the other end.

Given what happens round here, it's more likely to be a dead drug dealer...

We REALLY need to know where it was.
To salvage... secure the evidence, obviously.

 

[xzanfr]

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THE POWER OF RONALD COMPELS THEE TO LEAVE THIS BEEFY VESSEL!

flicks holy BBQ sauce

hehehehehehehe YoUR mOTHeR eATs KAle In WaitrOse hehehehehehee

cows talk in comic sans.

 

[Rubbernuke]

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I WANT YOU TO FRY ME LIKE YOUR FRENCH STEAKS

 

[Erei]

When I drop in the "harassment is not ok" thread :

Bloody hell... I don't even drop there often.

 

[The Nephilim]

Brebus bless this thread. It's seriously kicking off elsewhere and I think I'll reside in the warm blanket of State of the Game until it blows over.

 

[The Nephilim]

When I drop in the "harassment is not ok" thread :

Bloody hell... I don't even drop there often.

Horrendous.

 

[Just]

Steaks...
I ate so much meat over the last week (grill/bbq every day),
that I reached the point I could not even look at steak anymore.

I think I'm going vege







until the end of this week.

 

[The Nephilim]

This is me dancing with a cat

 

[The Nephilim]

Steaks...
I ate so much meat over the last week (grill/bbq every day),
that I reached the point I could not even look at steak anymore.

I think I'm going vege







until the end of week.

Vege ... Not going for that. I have loads of the cats in the freezer that you ordered 2 weeks ago. What am I supposed to do with them?

 

[The Nephilim]

This is Professor Rubix, if he ever suggests going for a drink DO NOT ACCEPT. He can't reach his pockets and cannot pay for drinks. Good craic though.

 

[The Nephilim]

I feel I should point out that we shouldn't discuss the other thread further, as it's been, quite understandably, locked. Let's not put this one in (further) danger.

 

[thelion]

This is Professor Rubix, if he ever suggests going for a drink DO NOT ACCEPT. He can't reach his pockets and cannot pay for drinks. Good craic though.

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Awesome, what what

 

[xzanfr]

This is me dancing with a cat

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I've got to admit mate, the cat doesn't look keen.
(assuming you're in red, if not then the cat is loving it!)

 

[The Nephilim]

And the Lord Brebus did speak from the mountain top.

"Thou shall eat the cat because it was so in the original Elite".

 

[The Nephilim]

I've got to admit mate, the cat doesn't look keen.
(assuming you're in red, if not then the cat is loving it!)

You presume wrong

 

[Bottom Hat]

I feel I should point out that we shouldn't discuss the other thread further, as it's been, quite understandably, locked. Let's not put this one in (further) danger.

I agree, but as I missed the last couple of pages in real time, I just wanted to say wow, and @Ian Phillips good man for locking it and slating it for review. That was bonkers, and could only degenerate further from a stage like that.

Sympathies to everyone, and apologies for mentioning it in here, I won't do names etc, and I know Ian can't comment. I just rarely find myself to be dumbfounded by other people's stupidity on the forums here - it's normally the other way around!

Ian, if you think it best to remove this post after reading please do mate. I just wanted to express the above, as it's quite flabbergasting to read.

 

[Bottom Hat]

And the Lord Brebus did speak from the mountain top.

"Thou shall eat the cat because it was so in the original Elite".

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Now that is a sassy looking cat.

 

[Just]

And the Lord Brebus did speak from the mountain top.

"Thou shall eat the cat because it was so in the original Elite".

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I swear I saw this cat.
Wrapped in tin foil, on grill.

 

[xzanfr]

And the Lord Brebus did speak from the mountain top.

"Thou shall eat the cat because it was so in the original Elite".

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The lord brebus could feed 5000 with that one fish.
Tiny portions but its possible.