State of the Game

[Amy Pendergast]

New and better way

Enchanted - now with raytracing and unicorn farts

 

[AngryAntz]

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mmmm penicillin

 

[Raliel]

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I have a particularly ripe

Époisses cheese
awaiting decent bread​

 

[[Diplomacy] Carnegie]

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Mmmmm, Battenburg

 

[Raliel]

Mmmmm, Battenburg

more like Cronenberg

 

[VR Lucian Arkright]

I know... I have put A slight Case of Over Bombing on.. followed by Ministry

Well dangidingdang my dangalonglinglong!

 

[VR Lucian Arkright]

Friendly reminder, if you are not sure if you have a cat or a dog, throw a stick. The dog will go and fetch it. The cat will look at you as if you were the most mentally challenged person in the universe.
That's how they always look at you BTW.

Dog - OMG!!!11!!! Let me get that for you!!one

Cat - If you wanted the stick, why did you throw it away? Idiot.

 

[Borko]

Topical cat meme time.

 

[VR Lucian Arkright]

Begins post with statement about number of hours played in the game, so you know what is about to be communicated deserves respect.

Is odyssey worth getting?

Hides dozens of pre-written response posts on the ready once thread is live and coordinates with a tiny minority of other players. For it is they that make up The Club, who's sole purpose is to sully the good name of elite dangerous releases.

I knew it!

 

[Amy Pendergast]

Dog - OMG!!!11!!! Let me get that for you!!one

Cat - If you wanted the stick, why did you throw it away? Idiot.

There corrected. You're welcome.

 

[Erei]

Dog - OMG!!!11!!! Let me get that for you!!one

Cat - If you wanted the stick, why did you throw it away? Idiot.

Be aware that the cat may beat you with the stick. Or go and fetch a half dead critter to release it in your house.

 

[Raliel]

Well dangidingdang my dangalonglinglong!

well he did build my hotrod

 

[AngryAntz]

Be aware that the cat may beat you with the stick. Or go and fetch a half dead critter to release it in your house.

My mum's cat used to like bringing her a fresh snake every morning. It even save the "kill" for her.

 

[Rat Catcher]

But we still haven't found the rail yet?

No rails.. Only plasma

 

[Raliel]

No rails.. Only plasma

I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took a plasma bolt to the knee

 

[Erei]

My mum's cat used to like bringing her a fresh snake every morning. It even save the "kill" for her.

In the normal world it's usually a small rodent or a bird.

But in Australia, it's a snake. Why am I not surprised ?

 

[AngryAntz]

I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took a plasma bolt to the knee

Thats wasn't my knee and now I walk funny

 

[Amy Pendergast]

In the normal world it's usually a small rodent or a bird.

But in Australia, it's a snake. Why am I not surprised ?

They also call their rats "Kangaroo" down there - weird people.

 

[Raliel]

In the normal world it's usually a small rodent or a bird.

But in Australia, it's a snake. Why am I not surprised ?

Australia is beautiful and lovely, it just has an awful lot of ways to kill you too.... also what is up with the crows being ravens, and the magpies not being corvids at all????

 

[AngryAntz]

Australia is beautiful and lovely, it just has an awful lot of ways to kill you too.... also what is up with the crows being ravens, and the magpies not being corvids at all????

Magpies are the only animals Australians are terrified of... and for good reason

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvtWswhO3Hk