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I don't burn cats, I burn HERETICS LIKE YOU !

Then explain THIS

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Ok, I just had an interesting Apex experience. Took a cab to a factory. All ok, pilot was acceptable, landed ok...

"You may disembark, Commander", she said.

"OK, thanks for the ride", I replied as I go down the ladder..

The disembark disembarked me aright. Right smack dab in the middle of the front landing strut on the Apex taxi. I couldn't turn left, right, or back up. Ahead was the Blue Circle of Salvation! I probably missed touching it by 2 inches.

So anyway, folks, if you happen to land somewhere and you see a commander impaled on the landing gear take pity on me and pull off my helmet.
 
Ok, I just had an interesting Apex experience. Took a cab to a factory. All ok, pilot was acceptable, landed ok...

"You may disembark, Commander", she said.

"OK, thanks for the ride", I replied as I go down the ladder..

The disembark disembarked me aright. Right smack dab in the middle of the front landing strut on the Apex taxi. I couldn't turn left, right, or back up. Ahead was the Blue Circle of Salvation! I probably missed touching it by 2 inches.

So anyway, folks, if you happen to land somewhere and you see a commander impaled on the landing gear take pity on me and pull off my helmet.
Can we at least take photos?
 
Ok, I just had an interesting Apex experience. Took a cab to a factory. All ok, pilot was acceptable, landed ok...

"You may disembark, Commander", she said.

"OK, thanks for the ride", I replied as I go down the ladder..

The disembark disembarked me aright. Right smack dab in the middle of the front landing strut on the Apex taxi. I couldn't turn left, right, or back up. Ahead was the Blue Circle of Salvation! I probably missed touching it by 2 inches.

So anyway, folks, if you happen to land somewhere and you see a commander impaled on the landing gear take pity on me and pull off my helmet.

Unfortunately, due to the PEG7 rating, you'll just have to suffer in agony forever as you are not allowed to be euthanized.
 
Unfortunately, due to the PEG7 rating, you'll just have to suffer in agony forever as you are not allowed to be euthanized.
It's okay, the Holy Brebus has authorized a diplomatic mission to resolve the problem. The unfortunate soul currently basking in the embrace of Odyssey's divine geometry can be released to the Rapture through baptism with the holy Dominator.
 
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