State of the Game

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And we're doing a magnificent job of it so far.

Speaking of being unbelievably crap in a series, however bad you thought the Matrix 4 could be, it is worse.

Yup, we're leading them right into a false sense of security! Shame about the matrix, even if it does have Carrie Anne Moss in it :(

When you mean box, I suspect you mean firebox...... as in steam train, as in train wreck.

This seems to be the English tactic for this Ashes series:

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Ah, we're just setting you up for the biggest surprise of the year old chap - just wait until two days time, then I'll admit to being a spoon!
 
Yup, we're leading them right into a false sense of security! Shame about the matrix, even if it does have Carrie Anne Moss in it :(



Ah, we're just setting you up for the biggest surprise of the year old chap - just wait until two days time, then I'll admit to being a spoon!
It's a magical game cricket.

Everyone stands around on the green in summer and the Australians throw their big red balls at the English who are holding their cricket wands. The Australians seem to want to hit something with their balls but the balls just pass straight through the English cricket wands like magic!

However this seems to annoy the umpires who keep waving their hands around and have to fix the three-legged stick figures at each end of the cricket runway.

Fascinating! Magic!

Today must be Catweazle day:

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Speaking if the State of the Game I see Australia has done everyone a favour by tanking their first innings at the MCG.........

That reminds me of another funny joke:

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Yup, we're leading them right into a false sense of security! Shame about the matrix, even if it does have Carrie Anne Moss in it :(



Ah, we're just setting you up for the biggest surprise of the year old chap - just wait until two days time, then I'll admit to being a spoon!
What's going to happen in 2 days time?? I suspect it may all be over by tomorrow at this rate!
I think we may have to go to their rescue - I'm sure between us we could get more than our openers are managing.
 
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