State of the Game

[Horse372]

That might make me willing to give up a size 7 for a stupid limpet controller if they included cockpit cats.

That would explain the cockpit cat new years wedding at the sex pool over the weekend.

 

[Horse372]

Yea, a defense you'd never have to worry about. Nobody with a sex pond is interested in you.



What discount memes-for-people-who-dont-understand-memes store are you guys finding these things in with the addon description text attached to them?

I though that was for those who can't read IMPACT font like the written translations they print on the bottom of the screen when u can't understand the language (lol filter) on the netflix

 

[Darth Ender]

That would explain the cockpit cat new years wedding at the sex pool over the weekend.
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Rental fees for such ceremonies are pretty cheap since it's off-season. The strict no dogs policy makes it popular among cockpit cats.

 

[WhiteShadow]

So I'm very early for my 5G booster, and the shopping centre isn't too busy, so as its Christmas i thought I'd get my body ready for food intoxication - and pre-fur my arteries a bit before tomorrow.

For my sins, I got a gyppo McDonald's to get the atherosclerosis going. Sat in my car to eat it as I don't want to socialize with scum. Or the virus, but mainly the scum.

Sat down and was doing my usual thing of removing the pickle from the burger, and opening the window to lob it out for some stupid seagull to eat. I'm environmentally minded.

So I launch the sliced pickle out the driver's side window like I always do, but forgot about one important issue. My window was down perfectly, I just forgot I was in a car park.

It made a fantastic slapping sound on hitting this poor person's car, and slowly slid down the glass leaving a ketchuppy trail, like some bleeding mutant slug had been on their car.

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So, what did I do, I hear you thinking? I did the only responsible adult thing I could think of. I turned the key and drove off like zoidberg making the noise, and am now parked in the opposite corner of the car park. Giggling quite a bit.

On hindsight I should have done the mature thing really, and instead of bolting, I should have taken a photo first. Then bolted.

I guess you live and learn.

Oh Hatty, that's another keyboard you owe me!!!!!

 

[PRORABBIT67]

 

[Horse372]

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[WhiteShadow]

Lynx Africa?

It is the only flavour worth wearing to be fair!

 

[Rubbernuke]

I look away for a few minutes and....well, its all gone a bit wrong on the sanity front.

 

[Bottom Hat]

Yea, a defense you'd never have to worry about. Nobody with a sex pond is interested in you.

Thank god for that. I still need a Mike Hunt whistle though as defence against you sex pests.

Oh Hatty, that's another keyboard you owe me!!!!!

Sorry man lol!

 

[Bottom Hat]

I look away for a few minutes and....well, its all gone a bit wrong on the sanity front.

Yup, Ender appears to be off his meds again.

And there is a lot of preparation for some kind of sex festival going on.

I'm getting my whistle and running!

 

[PRORABBIT67]

 

[Rubbernuke]

Milk tasting of Skol or Stella?

 

[Darth Ender]

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I have the feeling that the censors were like, "We're ok with you milking his br**sts like a cow ...but it can't be shown squirting milk into the bowl. That would be crossing the line"

ps. the words this forum censors and doesn't. Makes as much sense as bottom hat.

 

[LeoBartlet]

I have the feeling that the censors were like, "We're ok with you milking his br**sts like a cow ...but it can't be shown squirting milk into the bowl. That would be crossing the line"

ps. the words this forum censors and doesn't. Makes as much sense as bottom hat.

 

[Horse372]

Rental fees for such ceremonies are pretty cheap since it's off-season. The strict no dogs policy makes it popular among cockpit cats.

Should be lovely I can see it now:

 

[Darth Ender]

Cockpit cats are canonical partners for pilots.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01jkvrp_j0g

 

[Rubbernuke]

Ignore the colours for the time being.

 

[LeoBartlet]

Ignore the colours for the time being.

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manual or mechanical?

 

[Darth Ender]

Ignore the colours for the time being.

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Nifty, is there room for more bulk to the guns? Gotta look a bit more threatening for people to notice that they're weapons. Maybe some kind of lego piece that can slide on around the existing barrel that you can extend once deployed?

 

[Rubbernuke]

manual or mechanical?

Manual. Outer door is on a simple slide while the mount is on a rail + two hinges in a Z layout.

If the model was larger you could motorise it, but at this scale it would be quite clunky (as well as brittle). In the beginning I had fully retracting landing gear that was an exact match for the 'real' thing, but it was just far too weak to support the weight.