Ahhh yes their "cheese" it looks and has the consistancy of my grandson last nappy contents. And they put it on everything, I see pictures of american burgers and cringe everytime.They have cheese in tube. I mean, it's not cheese, but they dare call that... thing "cheese". We waged war for less in Europe. I mean, to be fair, we never really needed an excuse to wage war, but still.
And they put sugar in everything. I saw an american post a recipe for a pizza : sugar ! That's not a pizza anymore, that's a cake ! You already have sugar in the tomato, it's a fruit !
When my mate stayed in the states for 6 months he just wanted a proper sandwich with bread that didn't taste like cake.