State of the Game

[PiLhEaD]

...irrationally....

#MeToo

 

[Just]

You dont need to resort to addictive drugs to deal with odyssey's launch.

Just embrace the futility of caring. Peer into the void until you get it's attention.

It was just a fan fiction.
You know, some commander's write short stories about adventures in ED,
IMO this thread deserves it more then ED ever did in current state.

 

[Fishy]

#MeToo

New faction concept: Prendergast Estate Fundamentalists. Dedicated to preserving cultural heritage by hunting down bearers of non-approved variants of the family estate's name. Currently identified targets: 1.

 

[Rubbernuke]

More like Chapeau de Cul, non?

@Erei, could you referee this one?

Its got to have a UK twist though for maximum authenticity.

 

[PiLhEaD]

Its got to have a UK twist though for maximum authenticity.

Just add 'innit'. Simplez.

Errr. Or 'simplez'.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Immediately replaces all of his hardpoints with class 1 mining lasers. Just to be safe.

Elite V pants are inevitable.

 

[MishaTX]

Inserts generic wall-of-text extolling the virtues of bacon and also Marmite...

Marmite isn't at all bad, I must admit, but Vegemite deserves its own chapter in the Geneva Conventions.

 

[MishaTX]

Hmmm... The idea has merit

Anything food related does, as long as you haven't tried it before.

Unless it's kale.

That stuff should be nuked from orbit.

 

[Sir.Tj]

Would I be the first to mention Mrs Slocombe's.... ....cat? It seems her... cat... was lovely.

(Phew, can't help but feel I dodged a bullet there... but... wonders if Bottom Hat will think less of me... ...dammit.... ...Y!)

E. LOL no - it gets auto-redacted... oh well..... I tried at least...

 

[MishaTX]

...Mrs PiLhEaD looks over the top of her glasses, shakes her head, tuts and mumbles something, before returning to the book she was reading... ...it's the Little Book of Calm.

After all of these years with me, I'm surprised my missus' favorite book isn't the Big Book of Pharmaceuticals.

Edit: Specifically the chapter on the many uses of arsenic.

 

[PiLhEaD]

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Not bovvered, you womble... I learned from Bottom Hat, innit!?

(Okay, I did laugh!)

 

[PiLhEaD]

After all of these years with me, I'm surprised my missus' favorite book isn't the Big Book of Pharmaceuticals.

Edit: Specifically the chapter on the many uses of arsenic.

Erm... do you like the taste of bitter almonds?

(Asking for your wife.)

 

[MishaTX]

Bags me the first post on page 666

Unsurprisingly, I might add.

 

[Boomtrooper]

You dont need to resort to addictive drugs to deal with odyssey's launch.

Just embrace the futility of caring. Peer into the void until you get it's attention.

How about non-addictive? A-ceeeed just makes all the colours better...

 

[MishaTX]

if you grind you need better lubrication

Aaaaaand... I'm dead.

 

[MishaTX]

Have you ever considered a career in diplomacy?

I did. For some odd reason, however, the Dept. of State. never seemed to consider my application.

 

[CMDR Sheehy]

And when you get to Elite V rank in combat

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Ooh! That must sting!

 

[MishaTX]

What? You don't even use the Memeing Lance?

Nope. Grind for 4 weeks to get a mining laser that won't do any sort of damage in combat anyways BUT gives me the opportunity to start firing 3 seconds sooner at a stationary target the size of a small town?

I DO appreciate those who do, however. Gives me a perfect excuse to open fire without being even moderately morally conflicted about it.

 

[MishaTX]

Its got to have a UK twist though for maximum authenticity.

Good point. My version looks better on the label of a wine bottle, though.

Not sure it would sell well.

 

[Fishy]

Nope. Grind for 4 weeks to get a mining laser that won't do any sort of damage in combat anyways BUT gives me the opportunity to start firing 3 seconds sooner at a stationary target the size of a small town?

I DO appreciate those who do, however. Gives me a perfect excuse to open fire without being even moderately morally conflicted about it.

But you do get financially exploited by a very strict elderly lady who...

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I'll see myself out.