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Shia LaBeouf

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Can't say no to some Utopian Zaan though:

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posts frustratingly that every time the Supreme Enforcer General Zaan's image is posted, a little bit of magic dies within him that frontier can't manage to create an action packed ...seat edge gripping narrative that forces thousands of players to call in sick to work to experience what is unfolding within the game as it hapens - involving a bubble spanning powerplay war that bleeds out from the darkness into the public eye for the first time. Culminating in a battle that sees Utopian fending off neighbors while deploying a strike force deep into Winters and Torval's systems. Killing both in epic battles lead by Zaan himself in what can only be called the snipe win of the millennium. Creating a vacuum of power that has the entire bubble in disarray....just as the thargoids attack in full force across the bubble. With a destabilized federation and empire, Utopia rises to the level of the alliance as a military arm of independent systems akin to the 300 (the movie, not reality) ..but crazier (and more fit). As the bubble defends and burns ... Zaan leads a fleet of utopian enforcers deep into what the unified federation-alliance-empire forces have identified as the thargoid's area of control. There, the CZ to end all CZ's will be waged...servers will be crippled.... The bubble's only shot of surviving rests on being able to reach the CZ win trigger (which is extremely hard and resets quickly) at the point of which, there will be data point scan made available to those within the cz at the time that the trigger is met (in all instances) to a system that isn't on the map where by once you jump in, you are put in an individual instance to try and deliver a killing blow to the thargoid control ship. It's your death star destroy scene moment...and you only get one shot. Failure results in this ship moving ... the mega CZ resetting and trying again. 3 days are all that's given for this entire event. First success plays out as canonically that player being the one delivered the killing blow ...resulting in the thargoids leaving but having done significant damage to the bubble. Failure results in total bubble destruction over the course of the next month. This includes damage to carriers. Planetary surface bases will be mostly spared (mostly), but space based stations will be nearly all destroyed. Those in them will be re-deposited on to surface based stations (only airless ones so they are horizons compat).
 
posts frustratingly that every time the Supreme Enforcer General Zaan's image is posted, a little bit of magic dies within him that frontier can't manage to create an action packed ...seat edge gripping narrative that forces thousands of players to call in sick to work to experience what is unfolding within the game as it hapens - involving a bubble spanning powerplay war that bleeds out from the darkness into the public eye for the first time. Culminating in a battle that sees Utopian fending off neighbors while deploying a strike force deep into Winters and Torval's systems. Killing both in epic battles lead by Zaan himself in what can only be called the snipe win of the millennium. Creating a vacuum of power that has the entire bubble in disarray....just as the thargoids attack in full force across the bubble. With a destabilized federation and empire, Utopia rises to the level of the alliance as a military arm of independent systems akin to the 300 (the movie, not reality) ..but crazier (and more fit). As the bubble defends and burns ... Zaan leads a fleet of utopian enforcers deep into what the unified federation-alliance-empire forces have identified as the thargoid's area of control. There, the CZ to end all CZ's will be waged...servers will be crippled.... The bubble's only shot of surviving rests on being able to reach the CZ win trigger (which is extremely hard and resets quickly) at the point of which, there will be data point scan made available to those within the cz at the time that the trigger is met (in all instances) to a system that isn't on the map where by once you jump in, you are put in an individual instance to try and deliver a killing blow to the thargoid control ship. It's your death star destroy scene moment...and you only get one shot. Failure results in this ship moving ... the mega CZ resetting and trying again. 3 days are all that's given for this entire event. First success plays out as canonically that player being the one delivered the killing blow ...resulting in the thargoids leaving but having done significant damage to the bubble. Failure results in total bubble destruction over the course of the next month. This includes damage to carriers. Planetary surface bases will be mostly spared (mostly), but space based stations will be nearly all destroyed. Those in them will be re-deposited on to surface based stations (only airless ones so they are horizons compat).
Uses tl:dr as a substitute for actually reading and engaging with post.

Farms likes from similarly lazy people
 
posts frustratingly that every time the Supreme Enforcer General Zaan's image is posted, a little bit of magic dies within him that frontier can't manage to create an action packed ...seat edge gripping narrative that forces thousands of players to call in sick to work to experience what is unfolding within the game as it hapens - involving a bubble spanning powerplay war that bleeds out from the darkness into the public eye for the first time. Culminating in a battle that sees Utopian fending off neighbors while deploying a strike force deep into Winters and Torval's systems. Killing both in epic battles lead by Zaan himself in what can only be called the snipe win of the millennium. Creating a vacuum of power that has the entire bubble in disarray....just as the thargoids attack in full force across the bubble. With a destabilized federation and empire, Utopia rises to the level of the alliance as a military arm of independent systems akin to the 300 (the movie, not reality) ..but crazier (and more fit). As the bubble defends and burns ... Zaan leads a fleet of utopian enforcers deep into what the unified federation-alliance-empire forces have identified as the thargoid's area of control. There, the CZ to end all CZ's will be waged...servers will be crippled.... The bubble's only shot of surviving rests on being able to reach the CZ win trigger (which is extremely hard and resets quickly) at the point of which, there will be data point scan made available to those within the cz at the time that the trigger is met (in all instances) to a system that isn't on the map where by once you jump in, you are put in an individual instance to try and deliver a killing blow to the thargoid control ship. It's your death star destroy scene moment...and you only get one shot. Failure results in this ship moving ... the mega CZ resetting and trying again. 3 days are all that's given for this entire event. First success plays out as canonically that player being the one delivered the killing blow ...resulting in the thargoids leaving but having done significant damage to the bubble. Failure results in total bubble destruction over the course of the next month. This includes damage to carriers. Planetary surface bases will be mostly spared (mostly), but space based stations will be nearly all destroyed. Those in them will be re-deposited on to surface based stations (only airless ones so they are horizons compat).

TL;DR, so I’ll just mock you for taking a game so seriously despite the fact that I was taking so seriously just a moment ago myself. Followed by too many ‘lol’s and random emojis.

lol lol 😂🤯😎
 
Creates post with a bunch of emoticons that are both dismissive of post being responded to and completely nonsensical.

o_O:unsure::oops::poop::p

forcing all to have to try and google what any of those faces mean to decipher what they can possibly mean when used together (or at all).

Contributes to downfall of communication.
 
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